Marilyn Manson’s Satanic Knickers are in a Twist

When did Marilyn start looking like a menopausal Dr. Frank-N-Furter?

Emo Spice is on the warpath after Travis Keller from LA Weekly suggested in an interview write-up that Marilyn is a paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like his on stage goth persona. That didn’t sit well with the Manson, so he did what any emo dark lord would do–he bitched about it on his MySpace page.

“If one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans’ help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech,” Manson warns. “I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.”

Do people still use MySpace? Isn’t that so early twenty-first century? Come on Marilyn, get with the program. No one is going to take your threats seriously unless you tweet them.

Oh yeah, one more thing. There’s no crying in baseball, I mean Rock and Roll! Suck it up and act like a real rock star.  Do you think Keith Richards cries like a little bitch when someone hurts his feelings? You know what Keith does? He snorts some of his father’s ashes, nails a dozen 18 year old groupies AND their mothers, then goes to sleep in his bed made out of money. Why don’t you try growing a pair, Marilyn. Oh, and another thing.  Alice Cooper called. He wants to know if you are done ripping off his 1970s stage persona yet. Why don’t you go back to doing 1980s cover song? I bet Limahl from Kajagoogoo would love to work with you.

Hey Marilyn, Frankie says Relax.