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Hump Day Time Wasters

Time to stick it to the boss

This week I’m giving you a variety of things to while away the work day, three of which are games. Two games are simple time wasters and one is a black hole of time suck, so you were warned.

First up, one of the mindless games.  It comes from adultswim.com. This game is not for cat lovers. It’s a little game called Meowcenaries. The evil black cat has kidnapped the President and it’s up to you to lead you kitty commandos in to battle to rescue him. Its simple controls for movement, and you click the mouse button to fire.

The other mindless time waster is also from adultswim.com, and is a game called Zombie Hooker Nightmare. It’s up to you to save the John’s from the undead hookers and make a

Now for the hard one. Don’t blame me if you get annoyed/addicted to this one, blame TheHobo. She turned me lose on it last week and I’ve been playing on and off ever since. This is a great game if you like puzzles. It’s called 3D Logic.

In case that didn’t kill enough time.  Here’ a few more tidbits:

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August 5, 2009 Posted by | Hump Day Time Wasters | , , , , | 3 Comments

Hump Day Time Wasters

Time to stick it to the boss

humpday-1First up this week is a game about killing smiley faces. If we could replace the smiley faces with little cupcakes we would never be able to get Mae to stop playing. We would read about her being up for 13 days strait playing the game and she’d be completely dehydrated. They might even have to amputate her mouse-clicking finger, so maybe it’s a good thing they are smiley faces.

I have to admit that I am addicted to this next game. It’s a simple bubble pop game but with a twist. Hit bubbles of the same color together to reduce their number. When a bubble gets to 1 it will pop when it touches a bubble of its same color. Pop as many as you can before they float to the bottom and end the game. Play it with the music on if you can, it’s actually pretty relaxing.

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July 29, 2009 Posted by | Hump Day Time Wasters | , , , , | 2 Comments

Hump Day Time Wasters

Time to stick it to the bossts-humpday-1

First up is a game that I think will take us all back to our childhood. The game is called “Floater.” All you need to do is poke a dead body with a stick and rack up points.

Play here.

Next up is a game about ethnic cleansing. What you need to do is eliminate all the sad red shapes and save the happy green ones. The blue shapes are neutral, you can get rid of them all you want if it means the green shapes will have their ideal world. I might be reading more into this game than there is. I will warn you, this game is a time suck. I sat down yesterday and played all the way through it and the bonus levels even though I really should have been doing other things, like writing for Thundersquee!  It’s all good though; by putting it in this post I wasn’t wasting time, I was doing research. What can I say, I have the work ethic of a government employee.

Play here.

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July 22, 2009 Posted by | Hump Day Time Wasters | , , , | 2 Comments