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nbc_the_more_you_knowYour Body and You

Do you have questions about menstruation? Of course you do, no one expects you to know everything on your own. After you watch this video the mysteries of your body with be revealed.



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May 7, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , | 5 Comments

The Pig Man Cometh

A very special PSA from Jujubees

I know we have all heard these “stories” from our government and their puppet agencies. But unlike the rest of you, I have my own infallible source. We will call him “Han Solo.” Because that was his nickname as a toddler. Sure, he’s only 11 years old. But he’s quite wise for his age. I knew this from the time he was a small fetus. Which is why I named him Solomon – I mean, “Han Solo.”

He never fails to get me with, “I see your epidermis.” He was right about that. I, too, could see my epidermis.

I’m rambling.

But unlike all these so called “experts.” And their 7-9 day infections period. Talking about high infectious rates. It’s supposedly a mutation of a previous flu strain of swine origin. Does that not sound suspicious to you, too? Continue reading

April 30, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , , , , | 2 Comments

The More You Know

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Language is a living organism.

Soon to replace “I need that like I need an asshole right here” (whilst pointing to one’s elbow):

“I need that like I need a penis on my back.

(Big ups to WhoMee for having varied tastes in blogs.)

April 9, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , | 6 Comments

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St. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition

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It’s after midnight in Ireland, therefore St. Patrick’s Day is over. Feel free to continue or begin drinking anyway.  I hope yours was great.


March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , | 1 Comment

The More You Know

nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition


Bono is a twat.



March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , | 3 Comments

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nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition

The name Kermit is Irish-Gaelic for “free man,” yet Kermit the Frog was slave to a muppeteer.  Ironic, huh?

March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , | Leave a comment

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nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition

The harp is the national symbol of Ireland.  It’s also a brand of Irish lager.  Add the last part to the tasty list.


March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , , | 10 Comments

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nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition

One of Ireland’s native games is called hurling, which despite its name does not normally involve vomiting.  Instead it involves people smacking the hell out of a ball and beating each other with sticks.  But, don’t hold me to that.


March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , | Leave a comment

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nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition


Actress Jill Ireland–not from Ireland.


March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , | 8 Comments

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nbc_the_more_you_knowSt. Patrick’s Day Factoid Edition

The Irish aren’t really all leprechauns who hoard Lucky Charms, although I bet the most anemic of them have pink hearts.

March 17, 2009 Posted by | The More You Know | , , , | 2 Comments