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ALL BABIES TO THE BURGER KING PARKING LOT!

It’s time to rumble…

492770538_cb7c7d4f9eSome megalomaniacal manager of a Missouri Burger King decided it was time for infants to respect his authoritah.

When a mother with a barefoot 6-month-old showed up on his watch, he promptly told her to remove her germ spreading crumb snatcher or he was calling the cops. That baby should have stuck her fungus ridden little foot right in his mouth breathing pie hole.

Apparently he was following the “No shirt, no shoes, no service” policy to the letter. It’s nice enough for a public service policy, right? I only see one tiny loophole. It doesn’t say anything about “no diaper.” HA!

I think all the local babies should unite, put on just a t-shirt and some shoes, and show up there demanding service. I believe we could even go global with this protest. We could call it, “Bare Your Bottoms For Babies’ Rights.”

Maybe Burger King will have to change its policy to “No shirt, no shoes, no diaper, no service.” Unless people beyond toddler stage are willing to don a diaper in support of baby solidarity, it would limit their patrons to babies, seniors and Michelle Duggar.

I really don’t see a down side to this plan.

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August 6, 2009 - Posted by | Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use | , , , ,

5 Comments »

  1. Me either…just tell me when.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  2. I’m right there with ya.

    Comment by Sarah | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  3. I’d be down if we can set up some kind of West Side story between the babies and the BK posse. No knives, just lots of spirit finger and bottles. I’ll have a scotch bottle.

    Comment by cookiebees | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  4. cookiebees you just cracked me up. 🙂

    Comment by rumoUr | August 6, 2009 | Reply

  5. at first i was all ewww i hate shoeless toddlers why in the heck do moms not put shoes on their kids in public places and on the street it’s GAROWWSSSS but then i realized the kid is only 6 months and can’t possibly be walking.

    so i’m on board.

    Comment by lava | August 6, 2009 | Reply


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