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Squeemail!

Mary, Mary, why ya buggin’?  Mary, Mary, I need your lovin’!

Thundersquee! received this lovely e-mail from “internet browser,” Miss Mary:

Hello,

How are you today? I hope you are fine. If so thank be to God almigthy. please excuse me, I saw your contact email while
browsing through the internet so I decided to contact you despite that I have not seen you in person. It will be my pleasure
to communicate with you. My name is Mary Brown, 26 years from Liberia in West Africa. I am single girl looking for honest and nice person. Somebody who care and fear God whom I can partner with. I don’t care about your colour or ethnicity.

I would like to know you more, most especially what you like and what you dislike.I’m sending you this beautiful mail, with a
wish for much happiness. I am looking forward to hear from.

Thanks and God bless.
Love from,
Miss Mary

Thundersquee! thanks Miss Mary for “this beautiful mail” but wonders how she’s going to partner with God? And if she’s looking to partner with Thundersquee! does that mean that Thundersquee! is God? And if Thundersquee! is God shouldn’t Thundersquee! have its own religious holiday?

Never fear, Squee!-ers. The new holiday– Squee-ster– will involve nary a Cadbury egg nor a chocolate bunny nor a candy heart.  It will, however, involve booze. And lots of it.  As evidenced by comments from Squee!-ers, what the world needs now is love sweet love more drinking holidays.

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February 11, 2009 Posted by | Squeemail! | , , , | 5 Comments