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DAILY BALE(S)

Barack and Michelle O’Bale

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Well looky here.  Little Michelle Robinson and Little Barry Obama.  Aren’t they cute?  Bet they didn’t think that they’d grow up to be President and First Lady of the United States.  Bet they were just thinking about why they didn’t get a normal size Christmas tree that year.

And just last night, Barack took Michelle on a proper date.  They dined at Blue Hill,  and then it was off to see a Broadway play–Joe Turner’s Come and Gone. Why the festivities, you ask?  Well, because during the campaign, Barack promised Michelle that when he won, he would take her on a date to New York City to see a Broadway show, and he’s a man of his word.

That’s Bale, yeaux.

 

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May 31, 2009 Posted by | Daily Bale | , , | 9 Comments

Twattle

Because everyone loves a twat

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May 29, 2009 Posted by | twattle | , , | 1 Comment

Nightmare Fuel

Lily Lives (Hopefully not nightmare fuel)

The Evil Within

The Evil Within

Recently I’ve been caught in the evil clutches of an illness that’s kept me feverish for several days.  Said fever caused some seriously messed up dreams–nightmares about things that aren’t normally nightmarish, specifically.  So when Mr. The Pink passed along an article about Nightmare Fuel, I was inspired.  TVtropes.com describes Nightmare fuel like so:

“Nightmare Fuel, as we mean it here, are those things that scared the pants off you as a kid, though it wasn’t meant to: something that was meant to either amuse, entertain, or be only slightly scary to the audience. In execution, they’re so trauma-inducing that they may cause even adults to void themselves in terror. For young children, media can be a minefield of this kind of stuff, as unexpected or over-the-top scary moments can crop up out of nowhere in everything from grade-school plays to beer ads.”

The TS! version doesn’t have to come from the media, so the criteria is really “things that scare you that shouldn’t or weren’t intended to do so.” Teddy Ruxpin is my example.  I think he’s evil incarnate, or whatever the robotic equivalent would be.  So what’s yours?


May 29, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , | 17 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

They Can’t Sink Any Further… (My head just exploded)

ts-ggordonliddyAnd I thought they’d already sunk as low as they could.  What do you get when you cross blatant racism with offensive sexism?

Answer: Conservative radio talk show host and former Nixon Administration troglodyte, G. Gordon Liddy:

“I understand that they found out today that Miss Sotomayor is a member of La Raza, which means in illegal alien, ‘the race.’ And that should not surprise anyone because she’s already on record with a number of racist comments.”

and

“Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”

Classic.  And this from the assclown who masterminded Watergate.  Unrepentant douchebaggery.

(Thanks to Lisa(#1) for the tip!)

May 29, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Doosh Watch 2009, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

Random-dome!

Catch Us Up on You

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Here at Thundersquee!, we believe in freedom of speech and self-expression. To show you just how much we believe, we’ve decided to give you a little corner where you can spew forth whatever happens to pop into your mind. Angry? Tell us about it. Happy? Shout it from the rooftops. Drunk as hell? Write an incoherent rant that nobody will understand. There’s only one rule: If you have to fight amongst yourselves, leave the shivs and chains at home.

May 29, 2009 Posted by | Random-dome! | | 24 Comments

Afternoon Squee!

This dog works out more than I do

[via cuteoverload]

May 29, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Squee! | , , , | 6 Comments

Mondegreen of the Week

Run (I’m a Natural Disaster), Gnarls Barkley

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Yeah it’s still the same
Can’t you feel the pain
When the needle hits the vein
Ain’t nothing like the real thing
I’ve seen it once before
And oh it’s something else
Good god

Willie Wang Runaway
Willie Wang Runaway
Run children
Run for your life
Runaway
Runaway
Run children
Here it comes
I said run
Alright

Hurry little children
Run this way
I have got a piece that plays beast at bay

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May 29, 2009 Posted by | Mondegreen of the Week | , , , , | 1 Comment

Rush, Do STFU

Sometimes You Just Have to Laugh to Keep from Crying

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Because daisies are pretty and I'm sick of looking at Sweaty Man.

Rush Limbaugh.  Sigh.  ::shakes head:: Crazy Man No. 1 is now comparing Sonia Sotomayor to David Duke.  Yes.  White Supremacist David Duke.  Former Grand Wizard of the KKK David Duke.  Anti-semitic David Duke.

Not only does she lack the often discussed appropriate judicial temperament, it’s worse than that. She brings a form of bigotry and racism to the court. I don’t care, we’re not supposed to say it, we’re supposed to pretend it didn’t happen, we’re supposed to look at other things but it’s the elephant in the room. The real question here that needs to be asked and nobody on our side from a columnist to a TV commentator to anybody in our party has the guts to ask, how can a president nominate such a candidate? And how can a party get behind such a candidate? That’s what would be asked if somebody were foolish enough to nominate David Duke or pick somebody even less offensive. It is asked.

Is this for real?  I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

May 29, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, News You May or May Not Use, Politiks | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Video Thunderdome!

iPod Edition

ts-thunderdome1I’ve been having some computer problems this week and haven’t been able to get my YouTube fix. So for this week’s Video Thunderdome!, I decided to let my iPod choose who enters the dome.

Normally, I spend some time poking around on YouTube watching music videos until I find two I want for Video Thunderdome! This week, I wasn’t able to watch any video of any kind, and let me tell you, it sucked. But, I figured I owed it to my four of five loyal viewers to get something up. So I set my iPod to shuffle and the first two songs to play enter the Thunderdome.

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May 29, 2009 Posted by | Video Thunderdome! | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Caption This

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May 29, 2009 Posted by | Caption This | | 9 Comments