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ts-somethingelseHey, kids. Stay in school. Your moms are getting sick of you.

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 2 Comments

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ts-somethingelseIt’s time for everyone’s favorite game show, “Seinfeld Theme Song or Bjork Song?”

The clue: Scada da ba p!

June 10, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 9 Comments

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ts-somethingelse10Slap a man in the face and you will laugh for a moment. Teach a man to slap himself in the face and you will laugh for a lifetime.

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 4 Comments

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ts-somethingelse1If I ever heard the voice of a ghost, I’d be like “Talk to the hand, spirit!” and then if the spirit shut up, I would laugh at it, because oh my gosh what is this 1994?

May 6, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 6 Comments

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When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. But I also would have accepted, when it turns into a scary swamp monster that can walk and talk and wants to eat you.

May 5, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 2 Comments

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ts-somethingelse11It’s a fee country.

May 4, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 6 Comments

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I just saw an ad that said, “Never diet again!”

Sweet, I can do that! I didn’t even have to click.

May 1, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 2 Comments

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ts-somethingelse11Have no fear, I am here, Get used to it.

Wait, I got my sayings mixed up.

April 30, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 2 Comments

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ts-somethingelse10All the best artists are addicts, and all the best addicts are artists.

April 27, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 7 Comments

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Relationships are basically a really involved form of trick or treat. You pretty much just put on a mask and cross your fingers.

April 26, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 5 Comments