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Hillbilly Chic and Wal-Mart: Together At Last

Miley Cyrus: Fashion Designer

ts-childMiley and fashion designer, Max Azria have “teamed up” to design a new line of clothes and accessories “inspired by Miley’s rock-and-roll roots.” Does Miley have rock-and-roll roots? I imagine their partnership to be something like this.

Max: Ok we need to make some decisions on what color to use. What color do you want to make these shirts?
Miley: Puppy color.
Max: Sweetie, we have been over this. Puppy isn’t a color.
Billy Ray: Hey now, if my little girl wants a puppy color shirt you better make it happen Mr. Big Time Fashion Designer.
Miley
: Is BBQ sauce a color?

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June 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion | , , , | 4 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

Sleevelessness Running Rampant in Washington; Millions Presumed Dead

ts-michelle-oOk, fine, no one has died from the sleevelessness that has apparently rocked the Washington establishment to its core, but for all the media handwringing and press coverage that Michelle’s sleeveless shenanigans are garnering, I sort of wish someone would die.  In a fire.  A very incendiary fire.

For those of you who have something better to do than freak the fuck out over Michelle O’s wardrobe, Angry Black Lady has some shocking news, y’all.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Fashion, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The FAIL!

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.

On with The FAIL…

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion, Movie Marquis, What Do You Think?, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The Meh

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.

On with the Meh…

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Fashion, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The SQUEE!

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.

On with the SQUEE!…

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Fashion, Movie Marquis, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Klum Me In

Ladies, we’re screwed!


According to Top German designer that I have never heard of, Wolfgang Joop, Heidi Klum is too big to walk the runway and has a stupid smile. “No way,” Joop told German magazine Bild. “She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

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February 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments