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Thank God for Floating Black Boxes!

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If you need something to cleanse the last image from your mind, I think this will help.

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August 7, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , , | 1 Comment

Zombieland

Time to Nut Up or Shut Up ts-zombieland-poster

I love me some zombies, be they in film or fiction. Here is the Red Banner trailer for Woody Harrelson’s new zombie comedy. You know, the one that caused Woody to attack a real person at LaGuardia Airport because he thought the guy was a photographer zombie. It’s is restricted, however it’s mostly NSFW (not safe for work) language, but there is a scene with a zombie stripper running in slow motion with pasties on. So use your own judgment as to where and when you want to view it.

You will need to enter your birthday to view the trailer. If you forgot what it is, just enter July 4, 1776. That worked for me.



August 7, 2009 Posted by | Movie Marquis | , , , | 4 Comments

Hump Day Time Wasters

Time to stick it to the boss

This week I’m giving you a variety of things to while away the work day, three of which are games. Two games are simple time wasters and one is a black hole of time suck, so you were warned.

First up, one of the mindless games.  It comes from adultswim.com. This game is not for cat lovers. It’s a little game called Meowcenaries. The evil black cat has kidnapped the President and it’s up to you to lead you kitty commandos in to battle to rescue him. Its simple controls for movement, and you click the mouse button to fire.

The other mindless time waster is also from adultswim.com, and is a game called Zombie Hooker Nightmare. It’s up to you to save the John’s from the undead hookers and make a

Now for the hard one. Don’t blame me if you get annoyed/addicted to this one, blame TheHobo. She turned me lose on it last week and I’ve been playing on and off ever since. This is a great game if you like puzzles. It’s called 3D Logic.

In case that didn’t kill enough time.  Here’ a few more tidbits:

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August 5, 2009 Posted by | Hump Day Time Wasters | , , , , | 3 Comments

Katy Perry Won’t Be Kissing Jill Sobule Anytime Soon

“Fuck you, Katy Perry.”

jill4blogJill Sobule has finally weighed in on Katy Perry jacking her song title.

“As a musician I have always refrained from criticizing another artist. I was, ‘Well, good for her.’ It did bug me a little bit, however, when she said she came up with the idea for the title in a dream. In truth, she wrote it with a team of professional writers and was signed by the very same guy that signed me in 1995. I have not mentioned that in interviews as I don’t want to sound bitter or petty, because that’s not me. Okay, maybe, if I really think about it, there were a few jealous and pissed off moments.”

“When her version came out I started getting tons of inquiries about what I thought. Some folks were angry and wondered why she took my title and made it into this kind of ‘girls gone wild’ thing. Others, including my mother, were excited because they thought I would somehow make some money out of it. Unfortunately you can’t copyright a title… bummer,” Jill continued, before furiously adding, “So here goes, for the first time in an interview… Fuck you Katy Perry, you fucking stupid, maybe ‘not good for the gays’, title thieving, haven’t heard much else, so not quite sure if you’re talented, fucking little slut.”

Well said Jill. I’m sure Katy doesn’t care what Jill Sobule thinks about this. If she did care she would have at the very least, given some sort of nod to Jill’s version of I Kissed a Girl when she was out promoting it. Instead Katy chose to pass it off as an original idea and hope people had forgotten Jill Sobule’s song.

I’ve been a big Jill Sobule fan since the 1990s. She is a great musician and an incredible song writer. If you only know her from I Kissed a Girl, take some time on youtube and check out some of her other songs. Here are a few to tempt you.

A happy song about global warming.

San Francisco – video by Margaret Cho

Long after Katy Perry is out of the music business and working at Hooters, having been replaced by the next young pop star to come along, Jill will still be making music and playing clubs. Longevity is the best revenge.

August 5, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Daily Whims, People We Love | , , | 15 Comments

Kid Doesn’t Want to Go to Church

So he steals a car

I admire his commitment to getting out of church, I felt the same way when I was a kid. You know the people at the church will never let him forget this. I bet next weeks sermon is the Ten Commandments, focusing on number eight, Thou Shalt not Steal.


August 4, 2009 Posted by | Criminally Stupid, Found on the Internet | , | 15 Comments

Calling All Chubbies

I bet Lane Bryant would like to forget this ad

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I guess it could be argued that it was another time, thus making it more acceptable. I have a hard time seeing any woman from any time being all right with being called a fatty, I’m sorry, chubby.

I wonder what page flowered muumuus are on?


August 4, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , | 35 Comments

Today is She Who Shall Not Be Named Day

Be Strong

Today is August 4th, a day without you know who. I’m here to offer you someone else to Google. If staring at her own boobs is good enough for Jessica Alba, then it’s damn well good enough for you too.


You’re welcome.

So help me, if you do seek out she who shall not be named today, this is your Danny Bonaduce punishment. (Not safe for work!)

Do yourself a favor and don’t look. Once it is seen it can never be unseen, kind of like a Pauly Shore movie.


August 4, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , | 16 Comments

Gay Fish appoints himself the New King of Pop

Klass thy name is Kanye

kanyesouthAs Lily reported yesterday, Kanye West appointed himself the “error apparent” to the title of King of Pop, and I can not allow such asshattery on his part to pass without comment.

While the Jackson family is still mourning the loss of Michael, well everyone except Joe Jackson, Kanye West has offered/demanded to become the new King of Pop. The self proclaimed voice of this generation has asked the Jackson family for their blessing, not that he cares if they give it.

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July 31, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009 | , | 7 Comments

Marilyn Manson’s Satanic Knickers are in a Twist

When did Marilyn start looking like a menopausal Dr. Frank-N-Furter?

marilyn manson 290509Emo Spice is on the warpath after Travis Keller from LA Weekly suggested in an interview write-up that Marilyn is a paranoid cocaine addict who is nothing like his on stage goth persona. That didn’t sit well with the Manson, so he did what any emo dark lord would do–he bitched about it on his MySpace page.

“If one more ‘journalist’ makes a cavalier statement about me and my band, I will personally or with my fans’ help, greet them at their home and discover just how much they believe in their freedom of speech,” Manson warns. “I dare you all to write one more thing that you won’t say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.”

Do people still use MySpace? Isn’t that so early twenty-first century? Come on Marilyn, get with the program. No one is going to take your threats seriously unless you tweet them.

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July 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, News You May or May Not Use | , , | 9 Comments

A Day Without Megan Fox

Thundersquee! joins the August 4th blackout

daywithoutNow don’t get me wrong, I love to look at Megan Fox, but lets face it; since Transformers 2 was released she has been on damn near every entertainment web site on a daily basis. AND, in most every instance she has either got her mouth open and her tongue hanging out, or she is saying something stupid. On August 4th, Thundersquee! is putting Baby in the corner.

I’m just going to say it. Call me a bad person if you will, but someone needs to say it. Megan Fox has the acting skills of  Corky from Life Goes On. The only difference is Megan is supernova hott with two Ts.

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July 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, News You May or May Not Use | , | 7 Comments