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Worst. Bully. Ever.

All talk and no show.

Here is some catimidation. I think the black cat is wise to the ginger’s game. Never trust a ginger.


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June 10, 2009 Posted by | Animals That Are Assholes, Found on the Internet | , , , | 8 Comments

Ape-ocalypse Now

The end is nigh!

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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a monkey.

This is the start of the war that will lead to the Planet of the Apes. Open your eyes people! Trust me, you won’t think it’s funny when monkeys show up in your neighborhood riding lions and tigers and bears.

Laugh all you want now, but mark my words.  One day there will be a knock on your door and when you open it you will come face to face with a monkey riding a great white shark.

If the monkeys don’t get us, the zombies will. God help us if they team up.

May 4, 2009 Posted by | Animals That Are Assholes | , , , , | 6 Comments

Penguins Outsmarted by Cow Farts

Irrefutable Proof That Hollywood Makes You Dumb

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Emperor Penguins, the lumbering galoots of the waterfowl world, are too stupid to find new nesting grounds.

Polar bears rejoice as they are likely to regain the title as the “Cutest Animal Living in the Shittiest Weather.” Unfortunately, they will have to wait until 2100.

January 27, 2009 Posted by | Animals That Are Assholes, News You May or May Not Use | , , , | Leave a comment