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Topping the Charts

Coming in at number 1 this week,  Economic Disaster by Microsoft Songsmith.  Let’s hope this is one is a flash in the pan.

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , | 1 Comment

Presidential Half-Brother in a Pickle

One in Every Family?

George Obama, the President’s half-brother, was arrested in Kenya for possession of Marijuana. No word yet on why this is news.

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January 31, 2009 Posted by | News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Fahrn Relashuns

Don’t Believe the Hype

redneck1Citizens of Britannia, I implore you; cast aside your preconceived notions regarding Americans.  We are not, as you seem to think, gun toting, cowboy boot wearing,  illiterate warmongers.  As far as I can tell, there is absolutely no basis for your elitist assumptions, and I defy you to prove me wrong.

Oh…I see…

Never mind.  As you were…

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Music Reviews You Can Use

Lady Gaga: The Fame

I received The Fame for Christmas… last weekend. I gave it an obligatory listen.  Continue reading

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic | , , | 5 Comments

You Have No Talent

Deal With It

What have you been doing with your free time?

January 31, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | | 5 Comments

Faye Dunaway Punches Lizzie McGuire Right in the Baby Maker

When Faye Dunaway was recently asked about the upcoming remake of Bonnie and Clyde – and specifically the casting of Hilary Duff in the titular Bonnie role originated by Dunaway – she had this to say. Continue reading

January 30, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , , , | 3 Comments

The More You Know

Ice Edition

Due to the recent onslaught of ice and snow storms across the US, (excluding California and Hawaii) I would like to issue a reminder. When you are using the ice picks to extract your vehicles, please remember to clear the ice off the top of your car. I do realize that some states are backwards (I’m looking at you, Maryland) and do not require vehicle owners to take this possibly life-saving action. But, let me assure you of something. If a massive glacier comes flying off of your automobile and strikes another car, you will be responsible for any incurred damages. So, if you don’t want to be sued by someone who probably has more money than you do, please take the extra few minutes to CLEAR THE ICE OFF THE TOP OF YOUR DAMN CAR! I’m just sayin’…

January 30, 2009 Posted by | Keepin' it in the Ballyhood, The More You Know | , | 7 Comments

Something Else

ts-somethingelse3A little discretion goes a long way.

But a little indiscretion goes further.

January 30, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | Leave a comment

Mugshop of the Week

Star Wars Edition

Each week we’ll bring you our own special take on one of The Smoking Gun’s Mugshots of the Week.   Here’s this week’s:

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When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmmm?

I bet they had to take her(?) by force…

The original can be found here.

January 30, 2009 Posted by | Criminally Stupid, Daily Whims | , , , , | 1 Comment

Kids Draw Funny Crap

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moms?  Keep Your Daughters Off the Pole!

The mother of the little girl who drew this made sure her daughter’s teacher was aware she is not a stripper.  Nope, she just made a lot of money selling shovels at Home Depot after a recent snowstorm.

January 30, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , | 1 Comment