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There Goes The Ballyhood!

Don’t go back to Rockville

rockville_md_chick_magnetRumoUr has it that Kate Gosselin has taken a second residence in Rockville, Md. It is supposed to be her “getaway” for when Jon moves all his bongs and Ed Hardy gear to the Pennsylvania abode to let the nannies do his custodial duties.

Why would anyone want to “getaway” to Rockville? No Walmarts? Congested traffic? Bodyguards? She must not be an REM fan?

She chose her new digs wisely, though. Arby’s is right around the corner, White Flint Mall is conveniently located down the street and there’s a Metro stop right across Hungerford Drive. (There’s even an underground crossing so you don’t have to risk your life every time you attempt to cross the street.) What else does a reality television star need?

However, I do foresee one problem for her. I made a few calls to local hair establishments. If she has a hair emergency regarding her possum-do, she will have to drive all the way to Fredneck Frederick to remedy the situation. Trixie, at The Beauty Bar, said she would be delighted to take her on as a client. No appointment necessary.

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July 30, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Keepin' it in the Ballyhood | , , ,

7 Comments »

  1. I bet Trixie knows it’s not difficult to make someone look like they’ve got a possum glued to the back of their head. I saw a little girl with the Gosselin Possum-do the other day and wanted to call child services.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | July 30, 2009 | Reply

  2. As a life-long resident of Montogomery County, I’m highly upset about this. I need to stage a protest rally.

    Comment by Meeky | July 30, 2009 | Reply

  3. “It’s not as though I really love you – if you were here, I’d only leave you.”

    Comment by Cait | July 30, 2009 | Reply

  4. ootvimh, I think Trixie did the hairdo for the chick in the picture.

    Comment by bedbugs and ballyhoo | July 30, 2009 | Reply

  5. oh white flint mall. how i’ve missed you.

    true story: i saw the princess bride at the white flint mall in 1987.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 30, 2009 | Reply

  6. My husband and I had our first date at The Cheesecake Factory at WFM.
    Who knew it was such a hot bed of past hag activity?
    Too bad they don’t have an Applebee’s.

    Comment by bedbugs and ballyhoo | July 31, 2009 | Reply

  7. Oh yeah, I got my names puts in the story.

    So who of is going to be watching the new episodes of “Jon and Kate Plus 8 and their Dates”

    Comment by rumoUr | August 1, 2009 | Reply


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