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Fact or Feces

poo_3There are so many bags of crap being set aflame on the front porch of knowledge that we at Thundersquee! felt like it was time to do something about it.  We were all ready to put on our boots and get to stompin’ when we realized it would be more fun to let our Squeers!  do it. So, we pass the boots on to you.   Be careful though, not all the nuggets contained within are composed of fecal matter–some are golden nuggets of truth and only you can decide which is which.

And remember, no cheating.  The only thing cheaters will win is the swift brick of justice.

Here’s this week’s challenge:


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The answer will be posted at 5PM Pacific.

ANSWER: FACT

June 30, 2009 Posted by | Fact or Feces | , , , , | 11 Comments

Enough Already!

You Didn’t Love Him On Tuesday

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What the hell is wrong with people? Everyone has spent the last decade talking about what a freak Michael Jackson is and then the second he dies he’s some sort of hero. I have a problem with that, and I’m fairly sure he would, too. Why is it when a celebrity dies they are automatically ascended to god status? Remember Anna Nicole Smith? People did the same thing with her when she died, and I can’t recall even one person that didn’t make fun of her when she was still alive. TMZ and People feel the need to report every detail about Michael Jackson to us now. Hell, 98% of TMZ is currently Michael related. When was the last time you heard him on the radio? Since he died I’ve heard him on almost an hourly basis. Don’t get me wrong, it sucks that he died, because he had kids and I don’t wish death on people, but people are getting way out of hand. If you had really loved Michael as much as you say you did, he wouldn’t have spent his final years as a social outcast.

June 30, 2009 Posted by | I Hate Things | , , | 16 Comments

It’s Only A Matter of Time

With Hollywood’s love for re-imagining everything, this doesn’t seem too far out there

June 30, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , | 2 Comments

Daily Bale

Eva Green, Casino Roy-bale

She’s a self-proclaimed nerd who speaks French (natively), English (fluently) and is working on Japanese.  She is passionate about art and Egyptology,  and, according to Wikipedia, was described by Vogue as being noted for her “killer looks, intelligence and modesty.”  She was also voted the 4th best Bond Girl of all time.   Hrm, gorgeous, intelligent and she’s kissed Daniel Craig…on the mouth…multiple times…feel free to hate her a little.

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June 30, 2009 Posted by | Daily Bale | , | 5 Comments

Best in Squee!

ts_big_fistWe here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

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June 29, 2009 Posted by | Best in Squee! | , | 10 Comments

Afternoon Squee!

Momonga Squee!

The Japanese have long kicked our asses in the cute department (right next to housewares on the second floor), but this is ri-DIC-ulous. They must have genetically engineered this little flying squirrel, because seriously, Disney could not have concocted anything cuter if they tried. Look at those big eyes and its little smile.  You just know they have some adorable little momonga theme song that they sing in squeaky little voices as they sail from tree to tree.

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June 29, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Squee! | , , , | 9 Comments

Monday’s Music

It’s summer, y’all!

Back before Smith was taken in by the cult of Scientology (let’s be real, folks, you know he believes in Thetans), he was a goofy kid with a knack for penning iconic feel-good ditties. Here is the video that inspired many a youngster to set up lawn chairs in the back of a truck and ride around town.


June 29, 2009 Posted by | Monday\'s Music | , | 4 Comments

Epic JAIL!

Madoff Given Maximum Sentence

Madoff attempts to answer the question "How much do you suck?" before realizing he didn't have the arms for it.

Madoff attempts to answer the question "How much do you suck?" before realizing he doesn't have the arms for it.

He’s going to prison, the big house, the pokey, the pen, the can, jail, up the river, the hoosegow! Applause broke out in the crowded Manhattan courtroom after U.S. District Judge Denny Chin issued the maximum sentence to Bernard Madoff, thief of billions and fleecer of masses.  Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in prison today after pleading guilty in March to securities fraud, mail fraud, wire fraud, investment adviser fraud, three counts of money laundering, false statements, perjury, false filings with the SEC and theft from an employee benefit plan–the  haul from which totaled an estimated $65 billion dollars and harmed or destroyed the lives of at least 8,000 people (there are an estimated additional 1,300 victims who have yet to be identified).

For those thinking this seems like a harsh penalty for a white collar crime, consider this.  That’s a mere 1 year per each $433,333,333 stolen and 53.33 people swindled. Furthermore,  at least 2 suicides and one fatal heart attack have been attributed to his acts.  The widow of the man who died of a heart attack wrote the judge, asking for a fitting sentence.  That letter exemplifies the type of man Madoff is.

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June 29, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon FAIL!, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , | 10 Comments

Afternoon…er…Squee?

World’s Ugliest Dog

It’s Pabst!  A boxer-mix named Pabst won the annual World’s Ugliest Dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California on Friday.  His owner, Miles Egstad had this to say: “I don’t think he’s that ugly!”

APTOPIX World's Ugliest Dog

He’s not as ugly as some of the dogs pictured below, but he sure could use a trip to the dentist.  Perhaps Thundersquee!’s own Sarah might have a recommendation.

Pictures after the jump.

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June 29, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Squee!, Daily Whims | , , , , | 12 Comments

Found on the Internet

Delishonable!

Crazy people have businesses, too! In this case, Toby Jones, who also owns Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage (I suggest you let this play, there is another spot after this video is over) has taken his business model, storing things for incredibly cheap, and applied it to food. Specifically, he will fry anything you want for $5.99. And give you a foot rub. I poked around and it seems to be a real business. Clearly Mr. Jones has a good sense of humor about both of his businesses. He has even posted some of his favorite voicemails on YouTube.


June 29, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , | 6 Comments