Lowku

Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

This round’s clear winner was Donna Martin for her epic tale of stubborn determination gone wrong.

man wants to fight dog
dog wants roasted crane for lunch
crane can’t catch a break

crane tries to escape
kung fu whitey maintains pose
dog thinks man is dumb

dog runs after crane
kung fu whitey looks confused
maintains pose, saves face?

darkness fell like night
kung fu dude freezes balls off
now is lawn statue

Great job!  Now here’s today’s image.