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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

Check out this round’s winners:

This round’s clear winner was Donna Martin for her epic tale of stubborn determination gone wrong.

man wants to fight dog
dog wants roasted crane for lunch
crane can’t catch a break

crane tries to escape
kung fu whitey maintains pose
dog thinks man is dumb

dog runs after crane
kung fu whitey looks confused
maintains pose, saves face?

darkness fell like night
kung fu dude freezes balls off
now is lawn statue

Great job!  Now here’s today’s image.



May 13, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,


  1. Not sure which (s)he is.
    Ball bulge, camel toe? Weird wig?
    “Facts and Fallacies”

    How appropriate.
    Those little shorts and heavy-
    woven knee warmers

    Just another sad,
    conflicting message. Hello
    Kitty cries in shame.

    Comment by Roxydarling | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  2. congrats DM! great job! nice one there too, roxy.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  3. yay! thanks ltp.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  4. What an odd white bench.
    The back rest looks far too small,
    but the trees look nice.

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  5. Her kitty’s exposed!
    Look! You can see it right there!
    Next to her left arm!

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  6. I can see a twat
    just sitting in the open!
    There! Reading a book!

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  7. Cool wind on her skin,
    stimulating book in hand…
    at least she’s not wet.

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  8. We watch as she flips
    through her new book as her flaps
    out of her shorts flop.

    How can she not know?
    She wants us to see below!
    Will we stay or go?

    She’d be so turned on,
    in public being spied on!
    and with those socks on!

    What is her game plan?
    Advertising for a man?
    Maybe a woman?

    Or is she just dumb?
    Unaware what she has done
    with shorts up her bum.

    Should we pity her
    bitty hair and for her not
    being prettier?

    I think she’s estranged
    from reality. Deranged.
    And this pic arranged.

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  9. Is it sack or crack?
    scrotum or a front bottom?
    I am so confused.

    Comment by Chris Jones | May 13, 2009 | Reply

  10. ::sheds a tear::

    I’ve missed you Chris Jones.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | May 13, 2009 | Reply

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