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Ape-ocalypse Now

The end is nigh!

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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a monkey.

This is the start of the war that will lead to the Planet of the Apes. Open your eyes people! Trust me, you won’t think it’s funny when monkeys show up in your neighborhood riding lions and tigers and bears.

Laugh all you want now, but mark my words.  One day there will be a knock on your door and when you open it you will come face to face with a monkey riding a great white shark.

If the monkeys don’t get us, the zombies will. God help us if they team up.

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May 4, 2009 - Posted by | Animals That Are Assholes | , , , ,

6 Comments »

  1. that is a ridiculous and hilarious picture.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  2. But at least if they show up with sharks, they will be delivering candy-grams. Of course, the candy will be laced with monkey-pox, but that’s just a small detail.

    Comment by Helen Skor | May 4, 2009 | Reply

  3. ♫ It’s a simian rodeo. It’s a simian (whoah) rodeo.♫

    (I don’t know why it made me think of wall of voodoo.)

    Comment by rl | May 5, 2009 | Reply

  4. Do you want to touch my monkey?

    Comment by cookiebees | May 5, 2009 | Reply

  5. What if ebola and mad cow disease combine? Can you imagine the resulting pandemic??

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | May 5, 2009 | Reply

  6. You can’t see it but my head just exploded when I tried to imagine it. That just happened.

    Comment by cookiebees | May 5, 2009 | Reply


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