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A New Era

As you all have figured out the hags have gone their separate ways. While I still have the utmost love for everyone who has ever called themselves a ‘hag,’ I have decided to start a new world. The zombies breached the gates at Thundersquee and brains were lost.  I hope you will visit Stopthemadness at her new blog www.angryblacklady.com and I hope that if Thundersquee decides to go on you will decide to visit them, as well.

As for me and a few of the other hags… Well, we started a new site. We can’t promise consistent content. We can’t promise our posts will be moving or even thought provoking. What we will promise is that we will post the things that we find interesting and hope that they interest you to. We are a merry band of hags who will share with you our thoughts on various subjects and always hope that you try to brick us if you have a different opinion.  Needless to say, be ye Squeepeople or new brains we promise the zombies will not breach these gates.  Well, we can’t promise no zombies, but we can promise that we have a back-up plan to keep us together should the mindless dead come to devour all we hold dear.

Join our journey into a new world… there’s beer for all!

January 15, 2010 Posted by | new site | , , , , | Leave a comment

Zombieland

Time to Nut Up or Shut Up ts-zombieland-poster

I love me some zombies, be they in film or fiction. Here is the Red Banner trailer for Woody Harrelson’s new zombie comedy. You know, the one that caused Woody to attack a real person at LaGuardia Airport because he thought the guy was a photographer zombie. It’s is restricted, however it’s mostly NSFW (not safe for work) language, but there is a scene with a zombie stripper running in slow motion with pasties on. So use your own judgment as to where and when you want to view it.

You will need to enter your birthday to view the trailer. If you forgot what it is, just enter July 4, 1776. That worked for me.



August 7, 2009 Posted by | Movie Marquis | , , , | 4 Comments

Ape-ocalypse Now

The end is nigh!

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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a monkey.

This is the start of the war that will lead to the Planet of the Apes. Open your eyes people! Trust me, you won’t think it’s funny when monkeys show up in your neighborhood riding lions and tigers and bears.

Laugh all you want now, but mark my words.  One day there will be a knock on your door and when you open it you will come face to face with a monkey riding a great white shark.

If the monkeys don’t get us, the zombies will. God help us if they team up.

May 4, 2009 Posted by | Animals That Are Assholes | , , , , | 6 Comments

Zombies Looking for Braynez!

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I guess they went hungry.

When one thinks of great male method actors names like Marlon Brando, Robert DeNiro, Daniel Day Lewis and, of course, Woody Harrelson come to mind. He arrived at LaGuardia Airport with his 12-year-old daughter, when he saw a pale, shuffling man lumber toward them. Steeped in Strasbergian preparation, he immediately thought the rumpled mass was a zombie, and acted accordingly. He heroically bounded after the zombie and pushed the zombie’s camera into his face, breaking both in the process. You see, his psyche had not yet transitioned from his latest role as Albuquerque in Zombieland. Unfortunately, the zombie was really a paparazzi. Harrelson explained, “With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”


April 11, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , | 5 Comments

Food for Thought

They Want to Eat Your Brains Edition

tips from www.donteatmybrain.com

I love hypothetical questions. There’s nothing better than hearing what people would do if they were put in certain situations or given certain opportunities. I find these kind of questions always lead to the most entertaining and enlightening conversations. With that being said, I now ask you:

Where would you hide if the zombies came tomorrow?

April 9, 2009 Posted by | Food for Thought, What Do You Think? | , , , | 19 Comments

Jane Austen Is Rolling Over In Her Grave

I Swear I’m Not Making This Up

ts-prideandpredator2Elton John’s Rocket Pictures is making a Pride and Prejudice movie, sort of. I guess Elton looked at the story and said, “This is an OK little story, but you know what it is missing? It’s missing the Predator.”

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February 19, 2009 Posted by | What the Crap!? | , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Happy Birthday, George

They keep coming back with a bloodthirsty lust for BIRTHDAY CAKE!

romero1Today is the birthday of a man who has been a huge influence on my life. The master of the zombies, Mr. George Romero was born today, February 4th, 1940.

Romero made Night of the Living Dead on a budget of $114,000  in 1968. In subsequent years, it has grossed $30,000,000 worldwide and attracted a legion of fans. More importantly, it gave birth to many new genres of horror. Continue reading

February 4, 2009 Posted by | Movie Marquis | , , , | 6 Comments

Max Brooks Fans 1, Texas DOT 0

“Caution! Zombies ahead!!!”

zombiesIn the early hours of January 19, Austin motorists got a quirky surprise—a digital traffic sign warning of impending death by zombie.

“The end is near!!!!!!!!!” the sign exclaimed. “Caution! Zombies! Ahead!!!”

“Run for cold climates,” the sign sagely instructed motorists.

Someone’s read “The Zombie Survival Guide” (written by auteur Mel Brooks’ son, Max) a bit too often, methinks, but you can’t really argue with the results. They’re hilarious.

The Texas Department of Transportation, still smarting from their epic humiliation, disagrees. They’re trying to track down the culprit, who is no doubt giggling in his/her mom’s basement, surrounded by empty Funyuns packages and rancid Hot Pockets.

Besides, everyone knows that zombies can survive in cold climates. Just arm yourself with the one indestructible weapon: a crowbar.  Or Cillian Murphy.  Mmmm.

January 29, 2009 Posted by | News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , | 1 Comment