A Jonas Shall Wed

Goodbye Virginity!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like someone is getting ready to throw out their purity ring. Well, I’m pretty sure he’s going to throw it out, but Disney might have surgically attached the stupid thing to his finger. Kevin Jonas is getting married to some girl, and naturally he’s very excited. No date has been set yet.

I don’t know very much about the Jonas brothers because I’m older than thirteen, but from what I hear they’re a pretty big deal. I’ve never heard their songs or seen an interview but I have seen an amusing South Park episode where they shoot hot foam on little girls. That being said, best of luck to you Kevin.