Girl with Eyeblack

The Doosh Edition

This week Girl with Eyeblack presents the Doosh Bowl.  You only thought football season was over, but as the weeks until the draft speed by, drama is at all all-time high in the league.

We’re talking Krystal Carrington shoulder pad drama, y’all.

As free agency and trade talks reaches fever pitch, Girl with Eyeblack is monitoring some of the rumors with a dropped jaw – Kurt Warner to the 49ers?  WTF?  Matt Cassel to the Chiefs?  Christ on a crouton, talk about salary cap insanity!  Antonio Cromartie to the Saints?  (Okay, that’s just wishful thinking – we really could use a solid cornerback.)

But two douchewads stand apart from the rest at the moment: New England Patriots head coach Bill “Hoodie Mccheater” Belichick and Pittsburgh Steelers kicker Jeff “Gotti” Reed.

No, really.