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Hey, kids. Stay in school. Your moms are getting sick of you.

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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game show, “Seinfeld Theme Song or Bjork Song?”

The clue: Scada da ba p!

Afternoon Squee!

Squee! of Squee!

Sar’s Bruce (and his Pup-to Bismol)

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Slap a man in the face and you will laugh for a moment. Teach a man to slap himself in the face and you will laugh for a lifetime.

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If I ever heard the voice of a ghost, I’d be like “Talk to the hand, spirit!” and then if the spirit shut up, I would laugh at it, because oh my gosh what is this 1994?

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When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. But I also would have accepted, when it turns into a scary swamp monster that can walk and talk and wants to eat you.

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It’s a fee country.

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I just saw an ad that said, “Never diet again!”

Sweet, I can do that! I didn’t even have to click.

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Have no fear, I am here, Get used to it.

Wait, I got my sayings mixed up.

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All the best artists are addicts, and all the best addicts are artists.