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Catch Us Up on You


Here at Thundersquee!, we believe in freedom of speech and self-expression. To show you just how much we believe, we’ve decided to give you a little corner where you can spew forth whatever happens to pop into your mind. Angry? Tell us about it. Happy? Shout it from the rooftops. Drunk as hell? Write an incoherent rant that nobody will understand. There’s only one rule: If you have to fight amongst yourselves, leave the shivs and chains at home.


May 15, 2009 Posted by | Random-dome! | | 35 Comments

Something Else

ts-somethingelse10Slap a man in the face and you will laugh for a moment. Teach a man to slap himself in the face and you will laugh for a lifetime.

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Something Else | | 4 Comments

Fun With Headlines

Presidential Edition

Real headlines, real fun.  From Yahoo News.  Fill in the blank (Finish the headline):


He thought they were “meh.”

What’s your take? Let us know in the comments.

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims, Fun with Headlines, Politiks | , , | 8 Comments

Afternoon Squee!

Squee! of Squee!

Jake, Cait’s “Cuddlerapist No. 1,” so called because he cuddles by force. (Cuddlerapist No. 2, is  not included due to acting like a naughty pup.  You know what you did, Charlie. *stern look*)

Jake knows how to work a room.  Check out this trick.

1. Rolls over and imitates smiling kangaroo


Part 2, after the jump!

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May 15, 2009 Posted by | Afternoon Squee! | , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Something borrowed, something blue.

This one’s for you, Chelsea.

uglydress_2031_5220358I realize I’ve been a tad AWOL of late, folks, what with the whole wedding/work/family issues and what not.

But today marks 36 days until I formally commit myself to NFL Guy, my fiancé, for the next eleventy billion years, and we can all use a bit of levity on such days, right?

Especially our gal/Squeer! Chelsea, who is getting married this month—mazel tov! Continue reading

May 15, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , , | 18 Comments

What the French!?

Charm School Wrap Up

charm-school-cast-picThe other day I was watching a rousing show on The History Channel. I sat fascinated as they excavated what might have once been Sodom and Gomorrah. Then remembered I had recorded the latest Charm School with new host Ricki Lake. I’m still not sure if they found Sodom or not, but I’m sure a few of these ladies have. The first show was titled: “Thou Shall Be Charming.”

This season we get treated to two sets of dumped girls. I confess to not watching Real Chance Of Love, but the clips make it seem they were no less insane. It’s bound to be a battle of the STDs. The Valtrex shall fly. I expect some craziness and plenty of shenanigans, but I can tell from this puss (typo but it’s fitting) bus ride, the level of crazy on this season is going to reach astronomical proportions. We’re talking ludicrous speed, people. Someone is gonna get shot up in there. Here’s the cast.

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May 15, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, What the Crap!? | , , | 5 Comments

Janice Dickinson vs. a Paparazzo

Homegirl needs to stay at home and drink

Like the rest of us. But then again who hasn’t had a few too many and wanted to fight? The one and only Janice Dickinson attacks a paparazzo ( who she refers to as insects) after he proclaims she’s” a great distraction”. She goes ballistic, dropping the “f” bomb and the ever so delicate “c” word. Then an obviously intoxicated Janice wants to kick his ass and “f” him up.  I dont know about you but I would totally lose it too if I was being goaded by the paps. Can you blame her?


May 15, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , | 2 Comments

Video Thunderdome

A Double Shot of 80s Cheese

This week’s videos I think speak for themselves on the awesomely badness that was the 1980s music video. Be warned, these two videos contain enough 80s cheese to make you not poop for a week.

It’s Baltimora vs. Hall and Oates

Let the killing begin!

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May 15, 2009 Posted by | Video Thunderdome! | , , , , | 5 Comments


Mammarian Grammarian Edition

Ye asked, and ye shall receive! This week’s Thunderdome!!! pits self-proclaimed busty genius Megan Fox vs. self-proclaimed busty genius Scarlett Johansson. This match has been due ever since Fox publicly laid the smack down in Elle Magazine, accusing Scarlett of using “fancy SAT soundin’ word things.”


Far be it from Thundersquee! to assume that beauty and intelligence are mutually exclusive. There are several women in Hollywood who are pleasing to the eyes, the ears, and the grey matter. But do these two really fit the bill? Let’s see how these two stack up in the ‘Dome.


Scarlett Johansson vs. Megan Fox

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May 15, 2009 Posted by | Thunderdome! | , , , | 13 Comments

This Post is of the Utmost Importance


ts-bale-depp-newspreviewI was sitting ready to gorge myself with snacks during my usual Thursday night TV orgy. Starting with Bones, Grey’s Anatomy, 30 Rock and on and on. It usually takes me until the  next day to get through them all.  So there I am, watching TV and minding my own business when I see something that jolts me like a punch to the back of the head.

A movie preview. It was as if Hollywood executives had crept into my dreams and made my movie dreams come true. Johnny Depp as John Dillinger. He was totally 1930s hot–very reminiscent of his 21 Jumpstreet days. I nearly exploded from excitement. But that can’t happen because then what would happen to my other, other, true love.

No, not Ryan Reynolds. Although that is a wonderful love, he’s still just number 3. What would become of my number one? BAAAAALE!!!!!! And then what happens? Do my eyes deceive me? Could it be?

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May 15, 2009 Posted by | Movie Marquis | , , , , | 5 Comments