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Thank God for Floating Black Boxes!

Amusing ad

If you need something to cleanse the last image from your mind, I think this will help.

August 7, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , , | 1 Comment

Found on the Internet

He kicked him in the penith

This kid is adorable:

(Thanks to AdmittedlyAddicted!)

July 7, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , | 7 Comments

Found on the Internet

Delishonable!

Crazy people have businesses, too! In this case, Toby Jones, who also owns Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Car Storage (I suggest you let this play, there is another spot after this video is over) has taken his business model, storing things for incredibly cheap, and applied it to food. Specifically, he will fry anything you want for $5.99. And give you a foot rub. I poked around and it seems to be a real business. Clearly Mr. Jones has a good sense of humor about both of his businesses. He has even posted some of his favorite voicemails on YouTube.


June 29, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , | 6 Comments

These Are Our Kind of Monkeys

I’ll have a Long Island Iced Tea and set that monkey up at the end of the bar with a Banana Daiquiri.

Here at Thundersquee! we are known to knock back our fair share of cocktails. I just hope that these monkeys don’t ever try and come between our own Stopthemadness and her beloved Scotch. I pity the furball that tryies to run off with that drink.


June 29, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , , | 5 Comments

Found on the Internet

Pepsi-coon!

An animal worker who calls himself the “Skunk Whisperer” rescued a couple of raccoons that were living in a Pepsi machine in Tulsa, Oklahoma.


When asked to comment, Coca-Cola marketing executives reportedly scoffed and said “Wait ’til you see what we’ve got hiding in our corporate Coke machine.

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June 17, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

And Now an Important Message from Helen Hunt and Keyboard Cat

Oh yeah, and Hall and Oates

Spaghetti Cat and Keyboard Cat should team up and start remaking some of those after school specials.

Their combined might will surely be able to cushion the blow of divorce, unwanted teen pregnancy or puberty.

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims, Found on the Internet | , , , , | 3 Comments

Found on the Internet

If you’re wiping your ass with dirty toilet paper, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG


June 15, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , | 1 Comment

Found on the Internet

Star Wars/Magnum P.I. Mash-Up


(Thanks to sloejams for the tip!)

June 4, 2009 Posted by | Found on the Internet | , , , | 4 Comments

Girl with Eyeblack

The Swooning Saint Edition

medium_drew-breesContinuing a sports theme this week here at Thundersquee, we’d like to present our NFL Boyfriend, Drew Brees, insanely talented (and kind) quarterback for the New Orleans Saints.

What’s that you say?  I’m a homer?

Mais oui, chere, but have you seen this?

My fiance sent me this, noting, “I showed you [this] at the risk of you leaving me for him.”

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April 24, 2009 Posted by | Girl with Eyeblack | , , , , | 5 Comments

Cautionary Tale

Don’t let this be you.

This is not like one of those chain emails warning you about flashing your lights at a car with no lights on. I have actual video proof of this incoming threat. Please, I beg of you all, dear readers. If you see a gang of classically trained dancers with headbands and parachute pants, run. Run, I say. I don’t want anyone here to look like cooked spaghetti.

Those turkeys are jerks.

 

March 24, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims, Found on the Internet | , , | 9 Comments