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Zombieland

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I love me some zombies, be they in film or fiction. Here is the Red Banner trailer for Woody Harrelson’s new zombie comedy. You know, the one that caused Woody to attack a real person at LaGuardia Airport because he thought the guy was a photographer zombie. It’s is restricted, however it’s mostly NSFW (not safe for work) language, but there is a scene with a zombie stripper running in slow motion with pasties on. So use your own judgment as to where and when you want to view it.

You will need to enter your birthday to view the trailer. If you forgot what it is, just enter July 4, 1776. That worked for me.



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August 7, 2009 Posted by | Movie Marquis | , , , | 4 Comments

Zombies Looking for Braynez!

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I guess they went hungry.

When one thinks of great male method actors names like Marlon Brando, Robert DeNiro, Daniel Day Lewis and, of course, Woody Harrelson come to mind. He arrived at LaGuardia Airport with his 12-year-old daughter, when he saw a pale, shuffling man lumber toward them. Steeped in Strasbergian preparation, he immediately thought the rumpled mass was a zombie, and acted accordingly. He heroically bounded after the zombie and pushed the zombie’s camera into his face, breaking both in the process. You see, his psyche had not yet transitioned from his latest role as Albuquerque in Zombieland. Unfortunately, the zombie was really a paparazzi. Harrelson explained, “With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by a paparazzo who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie.”


April 11, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , | 5 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

FLOTUS Floozies: Part Two

As I ranted two days ago, Michelle Obama is catching flack in the media for being too sexy–for daring to go sleeveless.  What the media fails to realize is that there are presidential prostitutes aplenty.

Yesterday, I recounted the first five FLOTUS (First Ladies of the United States) Floozies.  Well, dear readers, it’s time to crack open another cold can of awesome.

Here are your final five floozies, in no particular order:

Harriet Lane

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Harriet Lane—an obvious temptress—served as FLOTUS during her uncle James Buchanan’s presidency, making her the only FLOTUS in history who didn’t have to screw her way into the White House.

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March 11, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments