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Doosh Watch 2009: Karl Lagerfeld

picture-11He wears sunglasses so no one can see the doosh in his eyes

Karl Lagerfeld really ought to shut his wurst-hole. As Thundersquee!’s own Mae reported back in February, German designer Wolfgang Joop called out Heidi Klum for being fat, saying, “She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust.”

Lagerfeld chimed in and was all, yeah!: “I don’t know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn’t know who she is.”

Now Lagerfield has set his cryptkeeper sights on Klum’s husband, Seal, saying “I am no dermatologist but I wouldn’t want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters.”

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June 15, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

GQ Puts a Fatty on the Cover.

heidi-klum-nude-gq-germany-01Heidi Klum appears nude in the March issue of GQ Germany. This follows hot on the heels of fashion designer Wolfgang Joop saying the following about Heidi:

“She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust.”

Wolfgang may be on to something. Heidi is so rotund, I’m surprised they didn’t have to go to a double page layout just to fit her on the cover.


February 15, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic | , , , , | 10 Comments

Klum Me In

Ladies, we’re screwed!


According to Top German designer that I have never heard of, Wolfgang Joop, Heidi Klum is too big to walk the runway and has a stupid smile. “No way,” Joop told German magazine Bild. “She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

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February 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments