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Choose Your Fate Editionparis

I love hypothetical questions. There’s nothing better than hearing what people would do if they were put in certain situations or given certain opportunities. I find these kind of questions always lead to the most entertaining and enlightening conversations. With that being said, I now ask you:

If you had to spend the rest of your life with Paris Hilton constantly at your side, would you rather set yourself on fire or leap in front of a speeding car?

August 7, 2009 Posted by | Food for Thought | , , | 5 Comments

Keeblerkahn’s Photo Round-Up

Marilyn Manson might want to lay off the Little Debbies. He's starting to bare a striking resemblance to my Aunt Betty.

Marilyn Manson might want to lay off the Little Debbies. He's starting to bare a striking resemblance to my Aunt Betty.

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June 29, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , , | 10 Comments

It’s Paris’s World

We Just Live in it

paris-hilton-bikini-dubai-01For some unknown reason Paris Hilton is in Dubai shooting the third season of her reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. Strangely enough she wasn’t able to find a best friend forever in the first two seasons, so fingers crossed the third time is the charm.

Paris was told by the show’s producers that she wasn’t allowed to wear a bikini while in Dubai. For those of you unfamiliar with geography, Dubai is in the Middle East. The same Middle East where in parts of it women can be stoned to death for flashing an ankle or, Allah forbid, an eyebrow.

So Paris did what she does best. She talked about how much she respects the Middle East culture and as soon as the reporters left, she put on her bikini grabbed her photographer and started posing in public.

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic | , , , | 8 Comments

Is Megan Fox the Dumbest Star Ever?

Attention whore, yes. Dumbest star ever?  I don’t think so…

megan-fox-nips-legs-05The Daily Mail recently suggested Megan Fox is the dumbest star ever. Now, I’m not really a fan of Megan Fox. I think she is drop dead gorgeous, and I certainly wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but she’s not that good of an actress. To paraphrase and old saying, Megan Fox should be seen and not heard.

There is no doubt that she has said some stupid things in the past. Lets take a minute to review some of the things she has said to get out attention.

“I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.”

“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad.”

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , , , | 4 Comments

KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round Up


It seems Megan Fox forgot to pack her anti-itch ointment before she took off to promote the new Transformers movie.

It seems Megan Fox forgot to pack her anti-itch ointment before she took off to promote the new Transformers movie.

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June 15, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , , | 4 Comments

Gross Me Out to the Max

Paris Hilton and her hot piece of man meat (Doug Reinhardt) caught loving, touching, and tonguing.ts-paris-hilton

The couple met Elton John’s partner David Furnish in a Cannes nightclub and was invited to an exclusive party on his yacht. According to the tabloids, as soon as they arrived at the party they started acting out of control. A source says,

“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat.  Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking. They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out. David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behaviour. Everyone congratulated the captain.”

Can’t these two “get a room”? I mean, her last name IS Hilton. It is has been said that there is not enough Lysol or Clorox in the world to undo the germage (damage due to germs) done to the bathroom. Sinking or burning of the yacht is currently being discussed.

Source.

May 27, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , | 8 Comments

Who Would You Rather?

Hilton Showdown Edition

They’re both talentless fame-whores with a boundless love of the color pink, tacky clothing and stupid hair-dos, and they both rose to fame on a tide of semen (Perez’s just happened to be badly drawn).  So the question today is:

 

Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton

Paris Hilton or Perez Hilton


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Thanks for the suggestion, stm.

May 21, 2009 Posted by | Who Would You Rather? | , , | 19 Comments

KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round Up


One of these women is Hulk Hogan’s daughter. The other is his girlfriend. Lets see if Hulk can tell them apart, or cares.

One of these women is Hulk Hogan’s daughter. The other is his girlfriend. Lets see if Hulk can tell them apart, or cares.

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May 18, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , , , | 8 Comments

KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round Up

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Brooke Hogan hit the beach in a blue bikini that must have been made out of some sort of NASA space material. Top men in their field must have spent years working on this wondrous fabric that has the capability to bend light. Either that or there is some seriously strong dark wizardry at work here. I’m talking magic that makes Lord Voldemort look like Doug Henning. You can’t even see Brooke’s penis in that thing, or as she refers to it, her Johnsonville Brat sized clitoris.

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April 27, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , , , | 10 Comments

KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round-Up


“The Lamb broke another seal and I heard the voice like thunder cry out, "Come forward." And a fifth rider appeared. In her hand she held a crack pipe, and skank followed with her.”

“The Lamb broke another seal and I heard the voice like thunder cry out, "Come forward." And a fifth rider appeared. In her hand she held a crack pipe, and skank followed with her.” The Word of Busey be with you.

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April 13, 2009 Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , , , | 10 Comments