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Miley Cyrus: Fashion Designer

ts-childMiley and fashion designer, Max Azria have “teamed up” to design a new line of clothes and accessories “inspired by Miley’s rock-and-roll roots.” Does Miley have rock-and-roll roots? I imagine their partnership to be something like this.

Max: Ok we need to make some decisions on what color to use. What color do you want to make these shirts?
Miley: Puppy color.
Max: Sweetie, we have been over this. Puppy isn’t a color.
Billy Ray: Hey now, if my little girl wants a puppy color shirt you better make it happen Mr. Big Time Fashion Designer.
Miley
: Is BBQ sauce a color?

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June 5, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion | , , , | 4 Comments

Confessions of an Ex-Shopaholic

Summer Kicks (for under 15 bucks!)

Eiffie Nicki Purple Women Sandal
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$9.99!!!

Under 10 bucks.  These babies are sparkly purple with a gold 3.5 inch heel.  They would be perfect for a patio cookout this summer.  Since they aren’t stiletto you could probably walk on the grass too.

Michael Antonio Kepa Orange Women Sandal

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$12.99!!!

Summery, beautiful and a shiny satin finish perfect for a fancy event.  Plus orange! Can you think of a better color for summer??

Damita K Candice-7 Turquoise Patent Women Sandal

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$12.99!!!

Now your tootsies are ready for summer BBQs, parties and clubs.

May 29, 2009 Posted by | Confessions of an Ex-Shopaholic | , , , | 6 Comments

Confessions of an Ex-Shopaholic

Francesco Biasia Purse Sale Edition

So basically I suck. I haven’t been here and I am sorry. I intend to make up for that with this post though. This is is delicious.

Good Girl Two – Black

ts-purse1Regular Price: $799.00
Editors’ Closet Price: $265.00
Details: Made of glossy patent leather. Dimensions: 9 wide across bottom, 13 wide across center, 12 wide across top x 6 1/2 deep x 9 high. Single shoulder strap. Shoulder drop: 9 length. Two front exterior flap pockets. Zipper accents. Pull release closure. Interior lining with a back wall zip pocket and multifunctional slip pockets.


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April 26, 2009 Posted by | Confessions of an Ex-Shopaholic | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Simpson Fat-ometer

Arrow points to “Not Fat”

ts-jessica-simpsonJessica Simpson took time away from being inappropriately fondled by her father to perform at the Florida Strawberry Festival last week in a pair of booty shorts aka Daisy Dukes aka short ass shorts.

A couple months ago, Jessica Simpson’s fat ass sent shockwaves through the media prompting every woman to exclaim “Well, if she’s fat, we’re all fucked!”

But never fear, ladies!  As evidenced by the photos snapped of Simpson at the fruit festival, Jessica Simpson is like, totally, not fat.  And Thundersquee!’s own Angry Black Lady done told you so– it  was the jeans.

Mom jeans don’t look good on anyone.  Remember when Kate Moss was rocking the Mom jeans? Well, they made her look dumpy too– and Kate Moss is pure unadulterated cocaine skinny.

Yep, Jessica Simpson is definitely not fat.

Unfortunately, you probably still are.

Now what did I do with my cupcakes

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March 22, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , | 21 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

Sleevelessness Running Rampant in Washington; Millions Presumed Dead

ts-michelle-oOk, fine, no one has died from the sleevelessness that has apparently rocked the Washington establishment to its core, but for all the media handwringing and press coverage that Michelle’s sleeveless shenanigans are garnering, I sort of wish someone would die.  In a fire.  A very incendiary fire.

For those of you who have something better to do than freak the fuck out over Michelle O’s wardrobe, Angry Black Lady has some shocking news, y’all.

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March 9, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Fashion, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , , | 25 Comments

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The Meh

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.

On with the Meh…

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Fashion, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

The Oscars: Red Carpet Recap

The SQUEE!

They made us laugh, they made us cry, and occasionally they put us to sleep. And  that was just on the red carpet. Now it’s time for Thundersquee! to return the favor with our  SQUEE!, Meh and Fail picks for the 81st Academy Awards.

On with the SQUEE!…

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February 23, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Fashion, Movie Marquis, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Klum Me In

Ladies, we’re screwed!


According to Top German designer that I have never heard of, Wolfgang Joop, Heidi Klum is too big to walk the runway and has a stupid smile. “No way,” Joop told German magazine Bild. “She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”

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February 13, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Fashion | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

The Squee, The Meh and The Fail: Grammy Fashion Edition

56677683In which Thundersquee! reviews the Grammy red carpet

The public has spoken. (And voted.  And defended.)

Thundersquee! has listened.

Behold, our picks for The Squee, The Meh and The Fail: Grammy Edition.

Some things defy even FAIL.  Our collective jaw dropped at some of the shiznit paraded around the red carpet last night.

And yes, Queen Crone, that includes MIA’s costumes.

Check out our list of WTF/special award nominees on the red carpet at the 51st Grammys.

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February 9, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

The Squee, The Meh and The Fail: Grammy Fashion Edition

paula-abdul-full-dressIn which Thundersquee! reviews the Grammy red carpet

The public has spoken. (And voted.)

Thundersquee! has listened.

Behold, our picks for The Squee, The Meh and The Fail: Grammy Edition.

FAIL easily outweighed the Squee! and the Meh of the evening’s festivities.

We here at Thundersquee! fear that having now seen both Kanye’s mullet and Hammer pants on the red carpet at the Grammys, we may never sleep again.

Check out the epic FAIL-worthy folks on the red carpet at the 51st Grammys.

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February 9, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Wistful Lists | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments