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Carrie Prejean vs. Miss California USA Organization

Christ. Why won’t she just go away?

carrie-prejean-miss-california-2009Carrie Prejean has been making the rounds on talk shows claiming the REAL reason she lost her crown was because of her beliefs against gay marriage. According to her, she was set up. According to the Miss California USA organization, she’s full of crap.

Here is Prejean on the Today Show digging herself into a even deeper hole.

The Miss California USA organization has sent Carrie Prejean a formal demand letter, insisting she “recant” what they claim are “falsities” she has made in the media in recent days.

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , | 18 Comments

Carrie Prejean Drops Out of The Special Olympics

I love that headline more then I really should

ts-carrie-prejean11The only thing that could make that headline better was if she had to drop out because she was actually competing in the Special Olympics and was caught using steroids.

The former Miss California was supposed to be there in the role of Miss California but since the Donald kicked her ass to the curb and took her sash and crown, she has decided to stay away.

Tami Farrell, the new Miss California, will be stepping in and representing the Miss California organization at the event. Prejean was going to volunteer at the event anyway, something she had done in the past, but has decided against it so as not to make things uncomfortable.

Carrie Prejean will undoubtedly be appearing on some talk show in the next week blaming this on the gay conspiracy that is out to get her.

I have six words for Carrie Prejean:


Prejean is the third person to receive the Bag of Douche Award. Carrie joins Kanye West and Mariah Carey in this exclusive club.


June 15, 2009 Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Carrie Prejean Loses Her Crown

Don’t Let the Door Hit Your Dumbass on the Way Out

ts-carrie-prejean1Well, well, well.  What do we have here?  Carrie Prejean done finally lost her crown:

“‘This was a decision based solely on contract violations, including Ms. Prejean’s unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization,’ the California pageant’s executive director, Keith Lewis, said in a statement.”

Carrie is blaming it on the gays.  Of course she is: “It’s just because of my answer, I think,” Prejean said. “None of this would be happening right now if I just said, ‘Yeah, gays should get married.’”

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June 11, 2009 Posted by | Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

No Special Day for Miss California

The world rejoicests-carrie-prejean1

San Diego Vista Unified School District considered making June 1st Carrie Prejean Day. Thankfully, the school board decided against it. School Board Vice President, Steve Lily had this to say:

“The district had never honored a former student and didn’t want to start with someone who had breast implants, posed semi-nude and whose goal was to be a Victoria’s Secret model.”

I could sum up my feeling on this in two simple words:

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May 20, 2009 Posted by | Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use, What Do You Think? | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Angry Black Lady Chronicles

This Just In: People Are Idiots

ts-people-are-idiots1You know what? I’ve had it up to HERE (::lifts arm as high as she can which, sadly, is not very high as Angry Black Lady is practically a midget–sorry–little person::) with morons, idiots, and douchebags.

Idiocy is running rampant among the American population. Forget about swine flu. The worst that swine flu can do is kill you. Idiocy, on the other hand, is a seemingly airborne virus that is spreading from person to person, turning each of those persons into a moron, each more moronic than the last. Idiocy isn’t a disease that kills. Sadly, no. It is a disease that turns a nation of formerly intelligent individuals into a multiplying mass of moronic mouth-breathers.

Now what form of idiocy is most distressing to Angry Black Lady right now?

The idiots who throw around the term “freedom of speech” and “First Amendment” without having a clue what the fuck it is they are talking about.

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May 18, 2009 Posted by | Angry Black Lady Chronicles, Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Liar! Liar!! Pageant Gown on FIRE!!!

Carrie Prejean keeps her crown

carrie_3_fullLast week, Donald Trump decided to let Miss California Carrie Prejean keep her crown, despite the new topless photos which were recently released.  The Donald had the following to say on the matter:

“Carrie will remain Miss California. We reviewed the pictures very carefully. We are in the 21st century. … Carrie’s a model, she’s very successful. We have determined that the pictures taken are fine. So we’ve made a determination that everything we’ve seen to this date that she’s done. Some were beautiful, some were risqué. We’re in the 21-century. We’ve determined the pictures taken were acceptable, fine, and in many cases they were very lovely pictures.”

Photographer Dominic Petruzzi took the newly-released photos. Prejean claims that the photos which exposed her breasts were taken between the real shot she was posing for, and that it was the wind’s fault that her lady humps were exposed. She claims to be appalled that the photographer violated her trust and released the images.

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May 18, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009, Politiks | , , , , , , , , , , | 24 Comments

Miss California is in Trouble Again

It’s not easy work oppressing people

This is furthering my career, but you're not a person to me.

This is furthering my career, but you're not a person to me.

Carrie Prejean has got herself in a bit of a situation. Half a dozen racy photos of her are up for grabs to the highest bidder. The web site thedirty.com have leaked the first of the six photos (Click here to see photo). Prejean claims that the photos are part of a gay conspiracy to smear her good name. She also claims that the photos were taken when she was seventeen. What is the difference between child pornography and modeling? Anyone…anyone? Bueller…Bueller?  More on that later.

Prejean released a statement about the photos.

“I am a Christian, and I am a model. Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos. Recently, photos taken of me as a teenager have been released surreptitiously to a tabloid Web site that openly mocks me for my Christian faith. I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be.”

“We live in a great country; a nation that was built on freedom of speech and freedom of religion,” she said in the statement. “Yet my comments defending traditional marriage have led to intimidation tactics that seek to undermine my reputation and somehow silence me and my beliefs, as if opinion is only a one-way street.”

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May 6, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Miss California Cashes in on the Controversy

Carrie Prejean joins the fight against gay marriagets-miss-california1

Miss California, Carrie Prejean, stopped by The Today Show to talk to Matt Lauer and announce she’ll be joining the National Organization for Marriage and their “Gathering Storm” in Washington to campaign against gay marriage.

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May 1, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , , , , , , , | 27 Comments

Perez Hilton is a Douchebag

Shocking, right?

ts-miss-californiaFor some unknown reason Perez Hilton was asked to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant. I guess he has a lot of time on his hands since he has a team of ghostwriters that write his blog these days.

The self-proclaimed “Queen of all media” got to ask a question of Miss California, Carrie Prejean. The question he asked was:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

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April 23, 2009 Posted by | Culture Critic, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , , , , , , , , , | 39 Comments