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As between being a Garish Liar or a Drunkass…

Always go with “drunkass”ts-starface1

Remember that dumbass eighteen-year-old girl, Kimberley Vlaminck who went into a tattoo parlor and asked for three stars under her left eye, but ended up with 56 stars all over her damn face?

And remember how she claimed she told the tattoo artist in French and English (the tattoo artist didn’t speak either language) that she wanted  only three stars, then fell asleep, and was shocked when she awoke to “this nightmare”–she looked in the mirror and saw that there were 56 stars all over her face?

How utterly horrified she was, calling the tattoos–“the graffiti that has ruined my life.”  “It is terrible for me,” she cried. “I cannot go out on to the street, I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible.”  A Belgian psychologist agreed: “The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak– and no wonder, because she looks like one.”


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June 24, 2009 Posted by | Criminally Stupid, Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use | , , , , , | 7 Comments

Hey! You Got Milkyway on Your Face!

No, not the candy bar. THE GALAXY!ts-starface1

In Courtrai, Belgium last week, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck–likely with a mischievous twinkle in her eye– got wasted, walked into a tattoo parlor, passed the fuck out, and woke up seeing stars.  On her face.  Tattoos. 56 of them. Permanent ink tattoos.  Homegirl only wanted threeeeeee stars!!!  Not fifty-siiiiiiix!!!

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Criminally Stupid, News You May or May Not Use, What the Crap!? | , , | 29 Comments

I Have Another Parenting Question

A Very Special Message from KeeblerKahn Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Miley CyrusOK, we have established that you wouldn’t let your 16 year-old daughter spend the night or date a 20 year-old dude. How do you feel about her getting a tattoo of said dude’s initials?

“When Miley heard about Infinitink, she began badgering her parents,” a Cyrus family insider reveals in the March 16 edition of Star Magazine. “Miley explained that if she ever wants her tat removed, it will come off faster and less painfully.”

First of all plenty of people get tattoos which they later regret getting, I have one I’ll get covered up at some point. I love tattoos, but call me old-fashioned; I don’t think you should let kids get them. Yes, it is easier to have the new inks removed, but that’s not the point.

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March 5, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Found on the Internet

[sic]ening Grammar Edition, Part 2


[Yu] [speel] [gud], [to]!

February 5, 2009 Posted by | Daily Whims, Found on the Internet | , | 7 Comments