KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round Up

You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. A wanna be Cosby kid, a stripper, an A-Hole, a pretty boy, a wet dream and a douche bag (not pictured). Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club...uhh the Saved by the Bell Club.

I always wondered what Iggy Pop would look like after a sex change. Thank you Madonna, now I can check that off my bucket list.

Let them eat cake.

In her spare time Jennifer Aniston likes to pick up some side work cutting diamonds with her nipples.

I've heard of washboard abs, but never beef jerky belly.

August 3, 2009 - Posted by deimos | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Rinna, Madonna, Saved by the Bell, Victoria Beckham

13 Comments »

Dear God,

Please smite me with lightening or whatever else you have up your sleeve if I ever wear an ~~Ed Hardy~~ any brand, itty-bitty bikini ~~after the age of 25, especially if children wrecked havoc like that on my belly~~ ever. In exchange, I will make every attempt to use “methamphetamines” in lowku/lowmericks to warn of the dangers, instead of perpetuate the use of recreational drugs.

Thanks,
AdAd

Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | August 3, 2009 | Reply
The worst part of that bathing suit–to me at least–is that besides the leathery tanned skin, the rest of her body doesn’t look bad. If she wore a body appropriate bathing suit (read: one piece) she’d look fine.

Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Tiffani Amber Thiessen’s head looks like a melon.

Comment by baby fish mouth | August 3, 2009 | Reply
BFM that sort of makes me like her more because I always say that I have a pumpkin head.

Comment by oilybohunk7 | August 3, 2009 | Reply
RE: Rinna’s stomach. Either she’s getting hella photoshopped in every other bikini pic or this one is ‘shopped to make her look worse.

I kind of suspect the latter, despite the fact that I think she and her husband are giant bags of coke, douche and ego.

Comment by SeaKat | August 3, 2009 | Reply
SeaKat: I am confused as to why her stomach is a different color than the rest of her…

Or why she wouldn’t have gotten a tuck of some kind. Surgery scars, yes, puckering, no.

Comment by TheHobo | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Is it horrible I want to read the SBTB story?

That was my favorite show as a kid, and I’m still mad I missed the Wedding Special…

Comment by TheHobo | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Well, her stomach might be a different color because scar tissued/operated on skin doesn’t tan right, or else it’s mad photo shopped. I don’t know which category she falls into, but she’s brought Tara Reid with her.

Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Hobo, I also want to read that story, so no, it’s not horrible.

Comment by WhoMee | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Hobo, I’ve seen the Wedding Special so many times (they replay it on TBS constantly) I could probably reenact it for you in its entirety.

Comment by oilybohunk7 | August 3, 2009 | Reply
My take on Rinna is totally different: I wanna hug her because my stomach looks sorta like that (not as tan – my belly NEVER sees the light of day). I had three babies who were HUGE on an average sized body. My first did me in – she was 10 lbs 10 oz of belly stretching cuteness. After that, in certain positions, my belly wrinkles like an 80 year old woman.

Sorry if that was TMI… My point is, perhaps she should think about having a vampire tummy too…

Comment by payter | August 3, 2009 | Reply
On that note, I wanna hug Aniston too. My nips are always along for the ride.

I feel like I just read the US article “how stars are just like us!!” and actually cared.

Comment by payter | August 3, 2009 | Reply
Aww, even if it was TMI payter, the term vampire tummy makes me smile.

Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | August 3, 2009 | Reply