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Tiger’s Great Escape

Screw the man!tiger

A tiger that belongs to the Fernando Brother’s Magic Show in Las Vegas decided it just couldn’t take the pressure of fame anymore and tried to book it out of there. The tiger was seen roaming the streets of Northwest Vegas and was later captured in somone’s backyard. That poor tiger probably thought it had finally made it. It was all “Hell yeah! Wide open spaces and live prey here I come!” The humans gave it just enough time to believe that it could really have the life it had always dreamed of, and then BAM! tranquilizer dart in the ass. Now it’s back to being part of a stupid magic act.

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July 31, 2009 - Posted by | Daily Whims, News You May or May Not Use | , , ,

3 Comments »

  1. Poor Tiger.

    Wait…what book had a family that kept a tiger in it? Shoot…this is going to bug me all day. Wait…The Prince of Tides? Is that it? Can anyone confirm?

    Comment by TheHobo | July 31, 2009 | Reply

  2. a tranquilizer dart in the ass sounds sort of appealing…

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 31, 2009 | Reply

  3. Hobo, I don’t know what book, but this story makes me think of the Simpson episode with Sigfried and Roy where they show one of their white tigers daydreaming about what his life was like before he was shot in the ass with a tranquilizer dart and forced to perform . Then the tiger mauled either Sigfried or Roy just like in real life.

    Comment by rumoUr | August 1, 2009 | Reply


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