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Dude in Dumpster Dodges Death

Not a good place to rest your eyes buddydump

Kevin Hallaran really needed a nap when he noticed a warm inviting dumpster full of food product sitting at the end of the alley.  Kevin decided this would be a great place to hunker down for a few hours, so he jumped right in and fell into a peaceful sleep. I like to imagine he was dreaming about kittens and ponycorns when the evil dump truck showed up and snatched up Kevin and his food bed. Luck was on Kevin’s side that day, because his frantic banging from inside the truck was heard before the trash compactor of doom was activated. Police say that if the compactor had its way with Kevin, he would no longer be alive. The moral of the story? If you’re going to be sleeping in dumpsters you need to know what the pick up days are.

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July 28, 2009 - Posted by | News You May or May Not Use | , ,

4 Comments »

  1. Ew. Just ew.

    Comment by TheHobo | July 28, 2009 | Reply

  2. like!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 28, 2009 | Reply

  3. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | July 28, 2009 | Reply

  4. *snort* Too funny!

    Comment by TheHobo | July 28, 2009 | Reply


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