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Megan Fox is a Stupidhead

The Proof is in James Bond’s Pudding ts-megan-fox1

MeFo is a moron.  An idiot.  A jackass.  A noob.  A moob, even.  Why? She done turned down the opportunity to be the next Bond girl.

I mean…

What the hell is she thinking?  Given the opportunity to follow in the footsteps of some kick ass women who portrayed kick ass Bond girls (sit DOWN, Teri Hatcher and Denise Richards… no one’s talking about you!) she decides to, what… bend over the hood of a car for another Transformers flick and then…  ???

She’s probably got a three picture deal for Transformers. One more left, honey.  What are you going to do after that?  Besides get more lip injections?

Any woman who turns down the opportunity to have pretend sex with Daniel Craig is a nincompoop.

I mean….

DANIEL GENTLY CARESSING CRAIG!  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MEGAN?

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July 23, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic | , , ,

8 Comments »

  1. I’d gently caress Daniel Craig sideways. No pretending about it.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. I love the title of this post.

    Comment by rumoUr | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  3. Idiot!

    Also, Mr. Bond has some nice cars to bend over, TOO.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  4. He’d have to pay me NOT to have sex with him, or to not simulate it by, you know…humping his leg.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  5. Okay, okay. You people (<–) finally won. I will stop being Pro MeFo now. Turning down Daniel gently caressing Craig is unforgivable and unacceptable.

    However, this does not mean I am pro Scarho though.

    Comment by Mae | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  6. Mae, don’t give in!!! Daniel Craig is amazing, but haven’t y’all heard of the “Bond Girl Curse?” Google it.

    This may be PROOF that MegFo is smarter than we thought.

    (And Jennifer’s Body looks kind of entertaining.)

    Comment by SeaKat | July 23, 2009 | Reply

  7. SeaKat…I have heard of the curse. But I just don’t think MeFo has the chops to rise above the transformer movies, so, really, she should be happy to get any job she can…

    And at least she’s good at looking hot.

    Comment by TheHobo | July 24, 2009 | Reply

  8. Hobo, I agree. But that’s almost MORE reason to avoid doing the Bond reasons. Because then her failure becomes one more proof point in the Bond Girl Curse myth, rather than just the inevitability that it is.

    Comment by SeaKat | July 24, 2009 | Reply


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