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Best In Squee!

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We here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

The person penguins have nightmares about: shu_shu

I like to grind them up and snort them. Or shoot them intravenously.


Get the surgery for the baby otter!: drngsldr

that is so adorable it’s melting my face, I can’t take cute! make it stop!

It’s like the animal world’s sally struthers telling the camera that for 13 cents a day this little otter could get tasty fish snacks, and that surgery she needs to make it through the next migration.


Best Tag Team Effort (Because Cait did mention her cherry BBQ sauce could be adapted to any diet): SeaKat and shu_shu

SeaKat says:

From the title, I was afraid that he was serving BBQ’d asses. So the reality is actually a relief, on that level.

shu_shu says:

I dunno…I like a good bbq’d ass now and again.


Take that France!  She’ll see your rude and raise you ironic xenophobia: Cristal Methodd

I went to France twice and they were nice to us both times! Maybe you guys deserved the rudeness.

I’m sure that they get frustrated that they can’t understand broken french. Is everyone here nice to people when they can barely speak English? I’m not! I say “Speak American or get the eff out!”


The Roget Award (because she’s  aggravated, upset, wound up, maddened, angered, displeased, and cheesed off): Rev. Random

So I just realized that I needed a better word than myopic and being the nerd that I am decided to do a quick MS Word thesaurus check on “annoy”

irritate, infuriate, exasperate, aggravate, upset, get on your nerves, drive you mad, wind you up, bother, madden, anger, frustrate, displease, provoke, rile, incense, put out, cheese off, nark, hack off

Most of these describe, to varying degree, my feelings just fine except, wait…cheese off? Nark? Hack off?

Did I miss a turn on the annoyance vocabulary express?

I for one, am extremely cheesed off.


The Correct Assessment Award, because his face does, in fact, exude 23 quadrillion kinds of stupidity: oilybohunk7

But seriously though, his face is terrible. It exudes stupidity.


The If It Doesn’t, It Should Award goes to: rumoUr (and her fabUloUs U)

What does her necklace say?

“Deposit brick in face above.”

Okie, dokie!


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July 20, 2009 - Posted by | Best in Squee! | , ,

8 Comments »

  1. rumoUr that made me laugh out loudly!

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  2. drgnsldr slayed me with his, but they were all great.

    And shu_shu got 2! One for each “Shu” 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Aaaah. Sometimes a good laugh is as good as a good orgasm. Thanks Thundersquee!

    Comment by Rev. Random | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  4. oh drgnsldr…

    that was brilliant.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  5. ::Pumps fist in air:: Thank you thank you! SeaKat, if this whole “gainfully employed” thing doesn’t pan out for both of us, perhaps we should hit the road with our own comedic stylings?

    Comment by shu_shu | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  6. Cristal Method & Squee Award giver outer people – Thank you! Thank you very much! (Said a la Elvis Presley style).

    Congrats to my Best in Squee peers. Y’all almost made me pee my pants. Where else would you ever find snorting penguins, baby otter charities, BBQed bums, language lessons, vocabulary development, stupid exuding faces, and bricks on the internet?

    Comment by rumoUr | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  7. Thank you ladies and gents for being the most hillarious and refreshingly irreverent site I have had the pleasure of visiting.

    Comment by drgnsldr | July 20, 2009 | Reply

  8. That was awesome. 🙂

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 21, 2009 | Reply


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