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Mae Dae! Mae Dae!

A Dae Without Cupcakes  mae

Today is our beloved Mae’s birthdae.  Everybody say Happy Birthdae, Mae!

I’ll wait.

::elevator music::

As you all know, our dear Mae hates many things: Cupcakes, stupid people, and karaoke, just to name a few.  But Mae loves stuff too, and it is the objects of her love as well as the objects of her hate that make Mae one of the most amazing people that we’ve ever had the fortune to call a friend.  If you ever need a person to talk to at 4 in the morning, Mae is there.  If you have a problem, Mae has a solution.  If you need to unlock a door, Mae has the key.  If you need to breakdance, Mae has cardboard.  If you need to fight Rosie O’Donnell in the Applebee’s parking lot, Mae has a brick. If you need someone to have your back, Mae’s behind you. If you need to dispose of a body, Mae has a plan and a car with an unusually large trunk.

In celebration of Mae’s Dae, we at Thundersquee! are placing a moratorium on all things cupcakes.  So yeah, put that cupcake down.  PUT.IT.DOWN.  There will be no cupcake eating todae.  Nae!  Any citizen of the People’s Republic of Thundersquee! found eating a cupcake on this holiest of daes will meet the Hags in the Applebee’s parking lot whereupon his or her face will meet the business end of a Thundersquee! brand brick.  The only exception is a space cupcake: because SPACE CUPCAKES KILL!!!

ts-space-cupcake

So, on that note, come take a journey with us as we recount:

20 Things that Mae Loves

1. The Detroit Red Wings

2. Her dogs Max and Angie  (a.k.a. her kryptonite)

3. The Dudes:

i) The Dude (#1) is her father’s dog who likes to gnaw on her toes and underwear, but Mae loves The Dude nonetheless.

ii) The Dude (#2) is El Duderino from The Big Lebowski, which Mae lub lub lubs.

4. Arby’s Big Beef and Cheddar –“Gotta get your hands on one,” Mae often cries.

5. The Detroit Tigers

6. Hammer pants

7. Doing the robot (especially with one arm)

8. PG Tips

9. Better Off Dead

10. True Blood

11. Running Up That Hill by Kate Bush

12. Jet boats (aka-go fast boats.)  One day she will buy a jet boat and name it “Suck My Wake.”

13. Chick Lit (e.g., Bridget Jones’ Diary)

14. Esquire magazine

15. Amelie

16. Trivia

17. Golf (but not putt-putt; Mae hates putt-putt)

18.  Long drives

19.  Word play

20. Stomping cupcakes

BONUS: Lamp. Mae loves Lamp.

So there you have it.  The softer side of Mae.  She’s a great friend, a great person, and we’re  lucky to have met her.  She has gotten us through good times and bad times, and for that we will always buttcone her. 

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July 16, 2009 - Posted by | Birthday Shenannies, People We Love | , , , ,

30 Comments »

  1. aw shucks. i felt my face just blush! i butt cone you hags too!

    Comment by Mae | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  2. p.s.

    i love space cupcake. …and lamp.

    Comment by Mae | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  3. i can’t believe i didn’t think about that one! you’ve been saying all the time!

    Comment by stopthemadness | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  4. I co-said it up there, but officially, Happy Mae dae with ponycorn pinatas.

    Much buttcone,

    Lils

    Comment by Lily the Pink | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  5. I also love piano sonatas. And not much else after that and the list!

    Comment by Mae | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  6. may your birthday be devoid of rumpleminze and pints of Jager drunken from a strip club bathroom. (would have made my birthday a lot less interesting though) And may your birthday be full of jack with coke-backs and washington apples. happy birthday Duder!

    Comment by drgnsldr | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  7. Happy b’Dae, Mae!
    OOXXoxOxXo

    Comment by bedbugs and ballyhoo | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  8. Happy birthday Mae! May you encounter the most awesome trivia ever today.

    Comment by Deimos | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  9. Happy cupcake-and-stoopid-people-free dae! In honor of this occasion, I tried to find Mae trivia, but all I could come up with is this stoopid Month of May trivia page: http://www.richardswebpage.com/index.php?&width=1280&height=1024. Not even one question about golf or Bridget Jones!

    Comment by Stay, see? | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  10. TRIVIA TRIVIA!! Just for you Mae…

    What is the AKC registered name of Obama’s dog? (No google cheating…)

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  11. Happy Birthday Mae!

    In honor of your special day I shall quote my favorite line from Better Off Dead: “Damn, sho’ is a shame when people be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.”

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  12. Happy Birthday Mae! I know the committe has banned cupcakes in honor of this day. How does the panel feel about doughnuts?

    Comment by blah | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  13. AdAd, “Amigo’s new hope.” He got the pup from Ted Kennedy. That was easy! Oilybohunk, that line is classic! Blam! Doughnuts are a welcome food in Mae World. MmMMm doughnuts.

    Comment by Mae | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  14. your escape from the uterus was a job well done, mae!!

    Comment by stopthemadness | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  15. K, what is the most visited place in the US?

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  16. btw, i hate trivia, but it’s your birthday and my boss happens to love it. So all the bullshit trivia questions he comes in here asking me, just so that I’ll feel inferior, are coming to you Ms. Mae. 🙂

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  17. Happy Birthdae Mae!

    The only quote I remember from “Better Off Dead” is this one:

    “Two dollars! I want my two dollars!”

    Oh and in your honoUr, I’m eating enchiladas! I hope you don’t hate those too.

    P.S. Is that cartoon of a space cupcake from Nataliedee.com? And I noticed on Mae’s top ten things she hates post that there’s another cartoon that Natalie Dee’s husband draws. Just askin’, cause I love Natalie Dee’s comics.

    Comment by rumoUr | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  18. The other quote I love from Better Off Dead is “Gee, I’m really sorry your mom blew up Ricky.”

    Comment by oilybohunk7 | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  19. Happy birthday, Ms. Mae!! Hope your day is the shiznit! 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  20. Yay! I love Mae Dae!! Happy birthday lady!! 🙂

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  21. AdAd- your mom’s house?

    🙂

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  22. now i feel rude. jk, adad!

    i’m going to guess, mecca!

    except you said u.s.

    niagara falls! the new york side.

    the mcdonald’s in montpelier vt!

    trick answer!

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  23. Maybe the White House, AdAd?

    Comment by SeaKat | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  24. Thank Xenu…I lurve me some doughnuts. I’ve been trying not to eat them but they stare at me when I grab coffee in the morning.

    Comment by blah | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  25. Mae, you should know that they are having a HUGE street festival in honor of your birthday right here in Topeka, KS. Okay…well, it’s really the Fiesta Mexicana that Our Lady of Guadalupe church hosts every year…but they have a jalapeno eating contest and carnival rides and it’s totally rad. Just like you.

    Happy Birthday!

    Comment by shu_shu | July 16, 2009 | Reply

  26. AdAd, I’m going with Times Square. shu_shu, i love all things mexican food. i now love topeka too. also- i would win the jalapeno eating contest hands down. i eat hot peppers like candy. i have a chef friend who gets me bags of peppers that only chefs can get because they’re a health hazard

    Comment by Mae | July 17, 2009 | Reply

  27. Sorry I’m late. No, it’s Mall of America with over 40 million visitors a year.

    WTF, right?

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 17, 2009 | Reply

  28. AdAd, I’m thinking that the bulk of those visitors are from the local retirement homes to cheer on their champion in the annual mall walking marathon.

    Comment by drgnsldr | July 17, 2009 | Reply

  29. Adad, WOW. Just WOW. That pretty much sums up What’s Wrong with America, now doesn’t it??

    Comment by SeaKat | July 17, 2009 | Reply

  30. If you can get here before tomorrow you can still enjoy the food. Jalapeno eating domination, however, will have to wait for opening night 2010.

    Comment by shu_shu | July 17, 2009 | Reply


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