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Best in Squee!

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We here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

Best crazy person pants rant: Bizzzzle

I think there should be some sort of Thesis out there concerning the thought process leading to the removal of the clothes. What goes through those people’s minds much be priceless – you can’t make that kind of crazy up.

Might sound like, “Pants, you have been letting your zipper stare at my goodies without any repercussions. If you refuse to take the proper steps to instill peace with my goodies, I will support goodies in a contact/communication black-out with you and zipper.” And pants were like, “Bitch, zipper says goodies is paranoid – ain’t nobody lookin’ at ‘em.” And then, fevered nakedness ensues. At least that’s what happened to me.


Most logical approach to puppy wielding crazy person: RoxyDarling

I can see some guy going, “Hey, hold this, will ya?” before handing me a puppy and beginning to take off all his kit. Needless to say, I would take the puppy and run rather than commence a discussion on his rapidly dwindling ensemble and what he intends to do when he reaches the go zone.


Enemy to Hitler related things: mr dongle

i would let him do this. and then i would burn him down because of his ancient connection to hitler.


Least effective attempt at insulting Hags: mike

lol! lol! lol! u guys r some haters. let me guess the person who wrote dem articals, ur a GRIL,FAT,WHITE,LONLEY,GOT PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL,AND SHE REMINDS U OF THE HOT GUYS YOU WANTED TO GET,BUT COUDNT CUZ THEY WERE WIT THE HOT CHEERLEADER. LOL LOL LOL fat ppl r soooooooooooo fun


Best mockery of racist trash: Rev. Random

LtP, that’s a well known fact actually. Black people sink like stones. Nutthin’ to be done about it. In the olden days that’s how they used to figure out which black folks were tryin’ to pass.

“Throw ‘em in the pool!” was the feared cry from the days of Harriet Tubman to Jim Crow. Racists would seize the seemingly white person, throw them in the Country Club Pool and if they rose to the surface they apologized and treated them to a complimentary massage. If they sank, well, “Oops, there goes another one.”


Best revenge rant from the point of view of an animal: Bizzzle

“Tell that scrawny bitch Palin that quitting Government and working at McDonald’s to hide from me wasn’t going to work for long. Send her ass out here… I got some words for her about my brother Jim from last winter – remember Jim, Sarah? 23-pointer, 3 kids, wife? I thought so….”


Keep the mullet alive for the amusement of others: rumoUr

Did he have a baby mullet too? Business in the front and party in the back my little kimchi.


In tune with the mind of a twitter junkie: Cristal Methodd

I bet she’s sad that she didn’t get to tweet that she was being electrocuted before being taken to that big tweetdeck in the sky.

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July 13, 2009 - Posted by | Best in Squee! | , ,

6 Comments »

  1. Hahaha! Loved them! Well done.

    Comment by shu_shu | July 13, 2009 | Reply

  2. Yay! Great job everyone!

    Rev Random – I laughed out loud like a delighted child when I read yours!!

    And, mike, dood – have you not SEEN the pics from Cait’s wedding?? Serrrrriously.

    Comment by SeaKat | July 13, 2009 | Reply

  3. hahahha!!

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  4. Bizzle got the double B. Squee! (Bizzle’s name makes me want to rap…poorly.)

    Congrats to all!

    Also, thanks for the recognition y’all. Can’t go wrong with the good ol’ mullet joke!

    Comment by rumoUr | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  5. Thank you very much. That makes up for the strip-search.

    Comment by mr dongle | July 14, 2009 | Reply

  6. Bizzle owns the rant y’all!

    Comment by TheHobo | July 15, 2009 | Reply


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