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What Is Wrong With You, Marion Barry.

This Fucking Guyts-barry

Marion Barry, inexplicably three-time elected Mayor (now Councilman) of Washington, DC, has been arrested for doing some more stupid shit. Again.
Before I get into details, let’s recap some of Cracky’s greatest hits, shall we?

1990 – Arrested when hotel surveillance cameras caught Barry smoking crack with a hooker, after which he served six months in Club Fed.
2002 – Arrested for possession of cocaine and weed found in his car during a routine traffic stop.
2005 – Put on probation for not filing or paying income taxes for years. During the hearing, his mandatory drug screening tested positive for cocaine and marijuana.
2006 – Was pulled over on suspicion of driving under the influence when he was seen stopping at a green light, and then running a red light – at which point he was also found to be driving an unregistered vehicle with the wrong tags.
2006 – On an entirely separate occasion, Barry was stopped for a minor traffic violation, whereupon it was found that he’d been driving on a suspended license.
2008 – Again, failed to file or pay his taxes, extending his probation to 2011.

Which brings us to Fourth of July weekend, 2009! At 8:45 PM Saturday night, police were flagged down by a woman claiming that another driver was stalking and harassing her. Guess who! Naw, I’ll tell you. Marion Barry.

Here’s the thing. Barry claims that all of his arrests over the years have been a result of racism. And you know what? He might be right. I don’t know a single black man who doesn’t get pulled over regularly for bullshit reasons. However, none of THOSE men are high profile drug addicted corrupt politicians known to almost always have crack cocaine in THEIR cars, so, there’s that.

My advice to you, Marion Barry: When you get caught doing stupid shit, then yell and scream that you were profiled by The Man, you don’t win any points for civil rights. You just win points for being a self-serving dumbass.


July 7, 2009 - Posted by | Daily Whims, Doosh Watch 2009, News You May or May Not Use | ,


  1. Whenever I go out to WA state I’m always amused at the presence of Marionberries. It’s like they don’t even get the joke. Also, they’re delicious.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  2. Yes, and much better for you than those Crunch Berries.

    Comment by Stay, see? | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  3. Did you know Crunch Berries aren’t even real fruit?! I bet they’re in with those damned Cheerios…

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  4. I like the taste of Halleberries myself.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  5. WhoMee: *snicker* you’d totally Brody her.

    Comment by TheHobo | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  6. Based on that picture, Marion Berry bears a strinking resemblance to the crackhead I saw passed out next the dumpster by the Long John Silver’s at 6th & Washburn last weekend. Which begs the question, if I saw Marion Berry cracked the fuck out in Topeka, KS then how could he have been stalking and harrassing a woman in Washington, D.C.???

    This leads only to one logical conclusion: Marion Berry was, once again, framed!

    Comment by shu_shu | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  7. Nope…wait…that crackhead was wearing a KC Chiefs hat. Not a Redskins hat. My bad.

    Comment by shu_shu | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  8. Chiefs, Redskins…whatever. They’re all injuns.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 7, 2009 | Reply

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