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The Sun Is Planning Its Attack

Has No White Cat To Stroke Menacinglysun

The first sunspots are back. Yeah, I didn’t know they were gone either but apparently everything has been quiet on the sun’s surface for awhile now. Scientists are expecting solar activity to increase in the next few years which would release solar flares. According to the scientists solar flares could cripple us by knocking out our communication. The last time we had trouble was in 1859 when a flare made the telegraph lines burst into flames.

The sun hates your cell phones people. It will take away your Blackberry and your tv and watch you twitch and fly into a panic. The sun is a jerk. This is revenge for everyone wearing sun screen, I just know it.


July 7, 2009 - Posted by | News You May or May Not Use | ,


  1. Not only can flares and solar storms knock out satellite-based communication, they can severely affect our electrical grid or disable it completely.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  2. …says the Sun’s man on the inside.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  3. At first, I read that as “they can severely affect our electrical grills” and I went into a panic thinking that my Foreman would also become a casualty of the 1024s

    Comment by shu_shu | July 7, 2009 | Reply

  4. This would suck if our cell phones were unusable. I don’t have a land line, so I’d be SOL.

    Comment by rumoUr | July 7, 2009 | Reply

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