Best In Squee!

We here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

Least likely to eat anything adorable: shu_shu

That is one squirrel that I could not bring myself to eat.

Meanest Compliment: The Hobo

Am I the only one who feels like she got smushed down from her head? Like, she was meant to be a taller, leaner person, but someone squished down on her head and made her this short, wide thing. I mean, she’s fit and all…but she looks like she just barely isn’t a dwarf, you know? A hot dwarf…but a dwarf.

Favorite phrase of the week: ellisbell

I think it’s time to tuck-a-hoe and take a crown.

Good Thinking: Cristal Methodd

I saw Transformers last night. All I could think was: “If I’m ever in a desert being chased by mechanical transforming aliens, please for the love of Bale make sure I have a bra on. That just looks painful.”

Best imitation of a Westboro Church member: WestboroRulz

Teh beez R dying becawz God hates our libruhl, Satin-wurshipping countree!!!11!!11!!

Repent, sinnerz, befor its to late!!1!!!!

Friend of the Bees: Rev. Random

Well, this is kind of understandable given the Bee Apocalypse that’s underway. Figures they’d want to get some religion. I certainly hope they didn’t kill them!

Definitely Maybe: Chelsea-PETA Protector

This was a tough one. I voted for the classic because of my hatred of all things Cameron Diaz, but the apparent lack of razors in the 70’s (and WAY before the discovery of the Brazilian) definitely made me hesitate.

…Maybe this is why people think I’m a lesbian.

TRUTH!: WhoMee

Hayden has the acting range of a banana slug on dope.

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