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Kansas Church Plagued By Bees

Give Churchgoers Another Reason To Praybee

A small church in Kansas ran into a bit of a problem recently. It seems that 70,000 bees decided it was a groovy place to make there home, so they over-ran the place. The pastor called in a bee keeper who was stung a good 20 times while removing the swarm. I’m left wondering why the pastor didn’t call somebody sooner. I mean you must have noticed there was a problem before the swarm reached epic proportions. There were so many bees that honey was dripping down the walls. Did they think the bees would eventually just move on or something? I know when I see just one bee I find out if that bitch is living anywhere near me, and if I find out it is, I get it taken care of very quickly.

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July 2, 2009 - Posted by | Found on the Internet | , ,

7 Comments »

  1. Wonder what the Westboro Baptist Church would have to say about this.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 2, 2009 | Reply

  2. Clearly they weren’t praying hard enough. That is one of the problems with the Bible – read it enough and you get to thinking that plagues and swarms are normal.

    Comment by HolyChow | July 3, 2009 | Reply

  3. Well, this is kind of understandable given the Bee Apocalypse that’s underway. Figures they’d want to get some religion. I certainly hope they didn’t kill them!

    Comment by Rev. Random | July 4, 2009 | Reply

  4. Pretty sure they are against bees, too. Bees are so obviously homosecksuhl.

    Comment by shu_shu | July 4, 2009 | Reply

  5. Teh beez R dying becawz God hates our libruhl, Satin-wurshipping countree!!!11!!11!!

    Repent, sinnerz, befor its to late!!1!!!!

    Comment by WestboroRulez | July 5, 2009 | Reply

  6. That shit sounds Biblical, yeaux

    Comment by blah | July 5, 2009 | Reply

  7. LOL @ “yeaux”!!

    Comment by WhoMee | July 5, 2009 | Reply


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