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The Most Annoying Person On Heroes Gets Naked

Short People Boobs

hayden2Someone put Hayden Panettiere, the ever annoying Claire from Heroes, in a new movie called I Love You, Beth Cooper. The movie is about a guy who is in love with a cheerleader. Take a minute here to guess who the cheerleader is. You’re right; it’s Hayden. The people who made this movie were well aware that the only way to sell tickets to this snooze fest was to get some young, naked girl action going on. Luckily for them Hayden was more than happy to prance around in the nude. Is this enough to make me or anyone I know go see this movie? No, I don’t think it is. Nice try though.

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July 1, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , ,

11 Comments »

  1. Hayden has the acting range of a banana slug on dope.

    Comment by WhoMee | July 1, 2009 | Reply

  2. Her acting may not have improved since being on Heroes, but at least her eyebrows look better.

    Comment by rumoUr | July 1, 2009 | Reply

  3. Am I the only one who feels like she got smushed down from her head? Like, she was meant to be a taller, leaner person, but someone squished down on her head and made her this short, wide thing. I mean, she’s fit and all…but she looks like she just barely isn’t a dwarf, you know? A hot dwarf…but a dwarf.

    Comment by TheHobo | July 1, 2009 | Reply

  4. No Hobo. You are not alone.

    (See what I did there? I quoted a line from an MJ song. Please don’t shoot me or give me dirty looks.)

    Comment by rumoUr | July 2, 2009 | Reply

  5. lol! lol! lol! u guys r some haters. let me guess the person who wrote dem articals, ur a GRIL,FAT,WHITE,LONLEY,GOT PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL,AND SHE REMINDS U OF THE HOT GUYS YOU WANTED TO GET,BUT COUDNT CUZ THEY WERE WIT THE HOT CHEERLEADER. LOL LOL LOL fat ppl r soooooooooooo fun

    Comment by mike | July 9, 2009 | Reply

  6. mike says:
    lol! lol! lol! u guys r some haters. let me guess the person who wrote dem articals, ur a GRIL,FAT,WHITE,LONLEY,GOT PICKED ON IN HIGH SCHOOL,AND SHE REMINDS U OF THE HOT GUYS YOU WANTED TO GET,BUT COUDNT CUZ THEY WERE WIT THE HOT CHEERLEADER. LOL LOL LOL fat ppl r soooooooooooo fun

    Comment by mike | July 9, 2009 | Reply

  7. SQUEEER’S, HAGS, LADIES AND GENTS:

    WE’VE MADE IT! Officially. The perezers with bad grammar and lack of spelling capabilities have joined the club. *sniff* This is a sentimental moment.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | July 10, 2009 | Reply

  8. Matt??? Matt, did you change your name??? How did he FIND us???

    Comment by SeaKat | July 10, 2009 | Reply

  9. FRIST!1!!!!!!111!1!

    Comment by Sarah | July 10, 2009 | Reply

  10. “fat ppl r soooooooooooo fun.”

    fat ppl > stoopid ppl

    oh, no i didn’t!!!

    why yes, yes i just did.

    LOL LOL LOL

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 10, 2009 | Reply

  11. p.s. LULZ.

    or as the Quorum of Stupid would say LULZ LULZ LULZ.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | July 10, 2009 | Reply


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