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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:


This round’s entries were diversely themed, which always makes things more fun.  Here are your awards.  You’re welcome!

Greatest Understanding of the Power of the Afro: rl

And now, the afro
making jailbait lick nipples
for 25 years.


Most Unusual Party Favor: Chris Jones

the girls are blowing
not sucking on his nipples.
inflating his hair


Strongest Insight into the Twihard Mentality: AdmittedlyAddicted

How did they fall for
the “I’m Edward Cullen” line?
THERE ARE NO SPARKLES!

It just goes to show
Twihards don’t care if they think
it COULD be R. Patz.


Good job, folks.  Here’s today’s divine inspiration.

0320zeus-swimming


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June 29, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

5 Comments »

  1. moses shares his stick
    cesar just compensating
    for torso envy

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 29, 2009 | Reply

  2. A Greek and a Jew
    Walk into a pond, and the
    Greek yells out, “Jesus!

    And the Jew says, “No,
    Moses. He walks on water.”
    And the Greek says, “Fine,”

    “Moses! My balls are
    Frozen!” “No, you were right, man–
    That’s one for Jesus.”

    Comment by TheHobo | June 29, 2009 | Reply

  3. Brutus and Judas
    discover, to their dismay:
    Hell, frozen over.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 29, 2009 | Reply

  4. “I can part this shit,”
    boasts Moses. Not yet convinced,
    Caesar’s balls freeze off.

    Comment by kblr | June 29, 2009 | Reply

  5. I just love how no
    one is paying attention
    to the water twins.

    By the way, Cesar
    is lamenting his loss of
    methamphetamines.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 30, 2009 | Reply


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