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paris-hilton-bikini-dubai-01For some unknown reason Paris Hilton is in Dubai shooting the third season of her reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. Strangely enough she wasn’t able to find a best friend forever in the first two seasons, so fingers crossed the third time is the charm.

Paris was told by the show’s producers that she wasn’t allowed to wear a bikini while in Dubai. For those of you unfamiliar with geography, Dubai is in the Middle East. The same Middle East where in parts of it women can be stoned to death for flashing an ankle or, Allah forbid, an eyebrow.

So Paris did what she does best. She talked about how much she respects the Middle East culture and as soon as the reporters left, she put on her bikini grabbed her photographer and started posing in public.

paris-hilton-bikini-dubai-04I was joking in this week’s Photo Round Up about her getting stoned as an infidel, but if she keeps this shit up she is going to get in some deep trouble. Tourist from the West have been fined and in some cases jailed for doing what she did. If she had a hard time in an American jail she’ll be in a world of hurt in a Middle Eastern one.

Crying isn’t going to work over there. You get in trouble with the law in the Middle East, being an American, even a rich one, isn’t going to help. The United Arab Emirates is the most liberal of all the Arab countries, but that doesn’t mean you can play by your own rules and do whatever you want. Someone better be checking her when she goes out to be sure she is wearing underwear. If she flashed her dirty fish can over there it’s game over.


June 26, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic | , , ,


  1. That would be the most poetic ending for her that I can possibly imagine.

    And I think I just figured out how to vote in the “Stupidest Celebrity” poll.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  2. Can I move to a new planet yet? People will need to take an IQ test to live there. I’ll be generous–you only need an IQ of 100 to make it. 90 if you’re particularly skilled at something useful.

    Think of all the people we could get rid of!

    Comment by TheHobo | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  3. On a serious note, we have Laura Ling & Euna Lee–respected, ambitious, educated journalists–thrown into a N.Korean labor camp for questionable violation of the law.

    Surely we can broker some sort of exchange here. The US of A surrenders Paris Hilton & Perez Hilton to the N. Korean authorities, in exchange for the release of Ling & Lee.

    Someone call Bill Richardson. I think I’m onto something…

    Comment by shu_shu | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  4. There are some private clubs in the Middle East where this sort of thing may be accepted, but by and large she’s doing us a disservice by parading around and not at the very least respecting thier culture.

    If I were to go to Saudi Arabia, I would be forced to wear a burka and that is totally ok with me. Ya know why? IT’S THIER FREAKIN’ COUNTRY! You don’t like to play by the rules, then don’t visit.

    BTW, shu-shu should write the Obama administration about this. Hilary Clinton doesn’t know what a goldmine she has with this whole exchange of douchebags for journalist program.

    Comment by blah | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  5. That is genius, Shu.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  6. I didn’t think Dubai allowed whores in their country?

    Comment by XENU | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  7. she’s gotta be sick of all that attention MJ is getting… jail might just be her “angle”

    Comment by lava | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  8. You’re absolutely right, dirty fish cans don’t go down too well. However, I’m sure they wouldn’t say no to a bit of cameltoe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameltoe

    Comment by OMIP_IanC | July 3, 2009 | Reply

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