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Testicle Edition

thinkI love hypothetical questions. There’s nothing better than hearing what people would do if they were put in certain situations or given certain opportunities. I find these kind of questions always lead to the most entertaining and enlightening conversations. With that being said, I now ask you:

If you had to choose between having one square testicle or one 3 pound testicle what would you choose and why? (Women can answer this too, because it’s hypothetical.)


June 26, 2009 - Posted by | Food for Thought |


  1. Please clarify – one square, one normal? Or a single, square testicle??

    Same question for the 3-pounder.

    Hey, it could make a difference!

    Comment by SeaKat | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  2. I’d have to choose the square one. You could figure out how to pad those corners so they don’t poke you but man would 3 lbs of stuff hanging down be uncomfortable. And you’d probably have to get special pants for that.

    Comment by Cristal Methodd | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  3. My friend with very large breasts weighed them and said each was slightly over two pounds. So, now I’m picturing something even bigger than that hanging between my legs (unless it was very dense) and either way, that’s a safety hazard for, um, partners.

    I’m going with the square one, and a special sleeve for it…

    Comment by TheHobo | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  4. You have one normal one.

    Comment by Deimos | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  5. Yeah, I’d go with the square one. As Hobo said, you could probably tape down the corners or something.

    Plus – a career in porn! “SpongeKat SquareBalls!”

    I have enough trouble finding pants that fit. I can’t imagine trying to camoflauge a bowling ball behind my fly.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  6. I’d choose the 3 pound ball. Imagine how cool my bowling buddies would think I am.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  7. LOL.

    “Hey, wanna polish my bowling ball?” heh heh heh

    Comment by SeaKat | June 26, 2009 | Reply

  8. I’d choose the three pound ball, because when I go fishing it would be nice to sit on something soft.

    Comment by XENU | June 26, 2009 | Reply

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