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Jon and Kate Plus 8 Future Wards of the State

This is me not caring.

ts-jon-and-kateI don’t watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. Never have. But they are all over the dang news and they are hard to ignore. So here’s your latest Jon and Kate news. They are ovah! They are getting a divorce after ten years of marriage. Color me surprised.

Kate Gosselin is running around trying to make her hairstyle the most popular hairstyle since the Rachel haircut swept the nation during the Friends craze.  Meanwhile, Jon Gosselin has joined the ranks of the Ed Hardy douchebags, and is rumoUred to be banging the nanny. Klassy.

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Those eight little Gosselings are totally hosed.  And, the downfall of their parents’ marriage has been documented by TLC, which will come in handy for future therapy sessions.

More pictures after the jump.

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June 24, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans, Culture Critic | , , , , ,

4 Comments »

  1. I used to watch the show but stopped once it became apparent that Kate kept Johns testicles in a glass jar next to the allspice. I can’t keep watching knowing that she is emasculating her husband in front of those kids. Are the kids going to grow up thinking that it’s ok to treat men like that or that it’s ok for your wife to treat you like a second class citizen?

    Comment by blah | June 24, 2009 | Reply

  2. And they milked the whole thing for ratings…sick.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 24, 2009 | Reply

  3. I don’t watch the show but does anyone else find Jon (minus Ed Hardy douchiness) hot?…no?…..me neither I was just, um checking.

    Comment by silent noodles | June 24, 2009 | Reply

  4. the hair implants did help out his hotness factor. baldness doesn’t usually bother me, but his hairline makes a difference.

    while we’re on the topic, i’ve asked around and can’t find any guys who are attracted to Kate. but her body looks fantastic, i think she looks great. very fake, very hollywood outsider…. but great.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 24, 2009 | Reply


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