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Perez Hilton Got His Ass Kicked

puppiesAnd The Crowd Goes Wild!!!!!pup1

I love it when smug people get punched for acting like fools. I always knew that some day somebody awesome was going to punch Perez in the eye for being the biggest bag of douche ever, but I could have never predicted it would be by somebody in the Black Eyed Peas. It seems that the band’s manager, Polo punched Perez a few times after Perez called Will.I.Am a “fucking faggot.”

Let’s pause for a moment here. Doesn’t Perez always preach about gay rights? I’m pretty sure one of his favorite things to preach about is how it’s wrong to discriminate against gay people. Why would you go and call someone a “fucking faggot” if you’re against the use of derogatory terms geared at gay people? He could have very easily used another insult.

Anyway, Will.I.Am and Perez are now having an internet video war about it and Polo was brought in for questioning. I say somebody should give Polo a prize, but that’s just because I despise the hypocritical egomaniac that is Perez Hilton.

I didn’t want to make Squeers!  look at Perez every time they stop by, so I’m using a picture of puppies instead.



June 23, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , , ,


  1. By the way, there is an anti-Perez movement in the LGBT community. I fully support it myself.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. It’s odd that a man who is gay would use the term “faggot” as a disparaging term intended to make someone mad. Especially since he is so keen on outing people who aren’t ready to come out on thier own as well as someone who likes to think of himself as an outspoken supporter of the gay community.

    Comment by blah | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  3. I’m just glad the people around here love us enough to sub puppies. 🙂 *single tear drop*

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  4. It’s pathetic that people would follow PH on Twitter.

    Comment by Run-DMS | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  5. AdAd – hahaha! 🙂

    Perez is a dumb fuck. He’s the definition of schadenfreude.

    The Inuits have, like, 23 words for snow whereas the Germans have a word for “taking satisfaction in another’s misery.” Color me unsurprised.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 23, 2009 | Reply

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