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Man That’s A Lot of Dick

This should be the Paris Hilton’s Home Pagets-spotted_dick

Would you like to see 1440 drawings of dicks? Of course you would, because that’s what the interwebz are here for. The site should be considered NSFW. There are no photos of dicks on the page but there are a whole lot of dick drawings. So head on over to the Penis Parade and check out the largest collection of dicks you’ll see today. Well, drawn dicks anyway.

A Special Warning to Conservative Christian Republican Men!

Viewing the Penis Parade may awaken a certain yearning in you that may be frightening. Just keep telling yourself, if it’s OK for people like Larry Craig and Mark Foley, then it’s OK for you too. Repressed homosexual feeling are as much a part of the Republican Party as mom’s apple pie and resistance to change. It’ll be all right. Just ask the Log Cabin Republicans.



You know, I can’t listen to this song anymore without putting in the Spartan yell.

For those keeping track at home, I used the word dick 9 times. That’s one dick for every 22.4 words. I promised you a lot of dick and that just what you got.

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June 23, 2009 - Posted by | Daily Whims, Doosh Watch 2009 | , , , ,

3 Comments »

  1. I’m just going to keep replaying that trailer all day. My office has a door, it will be fine!

    Comment by TheHobo | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  2. has anyone ever tried spotted dick? Paris Hilton jokes aside….

    Comment by blah | June 24, 2009 | Reply

  3. No but I was pretty pissed last week to find that my local grocery store stocks it but they don’t stock chipotle peppers. WTF Giant? This is exactly why I go to Wegman’s.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | June 24, 2009 | Reply


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