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KeeblerKahn’s Photo Round-Up

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That kid has probably spilled so much semen for Megan Fox, the least she could do was take his humble offering. Call it a hunch, but I’m betting his bedroom lights up like a glow in the dark Jackson Pollock under black light.


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Paris Hilton is in the Middle East shooting her new reality show. She researched what kind of clothes to wear by popping in a copy of Disney’s Aladdin. Paris figures if it’s good enough for Jasmine, it’s good enough for her. I can’t be the only one hoping she gets stoned as an infidel, right?


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Trust me, I did you a favor by posting the photo of Tori Spelling with the stars over her nipples. Tolkien never told us in Lord of the Rings--is Gollum's last name Spelling by any chance? I can kinda see a resemblance. Tori’s mom Candy looks like she might have come from a long line of cave dwellers.


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Geri Halliwell took a few minutes at the beach to air out her Play-Doh Fun Factory.



Sarah Jessica Parker has two looks, buff Madonna, or horse. Matthew Broderick wakes up to this every single day. On her buff days Matthew has learned to move silently so as not to awaken the beast that lies within her. SAVE FERRIS!!!


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June 22, 2009 - Posted by | KeeblerKahn's Photo Round-Up | , , , ,

1 Comment »

  1. Couldn’t you have found a series of photos of gross looking men instead?

    I’m sort of sad to be a girl after all that. Except for Geri. Who really needs a bigger swimsuit. At least she has body fat…

    Comment by TheHobo | June 23, 2009 | Reply


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