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Best In Squee!

ts_big_fistWe here at Thundersquee! love our commenters. We love them so much that we’d sneak out to the parking lot behind the bleachers and make out with them in the back seat of their bitchin’ Camaro. But Thundersquee! is classy, so there will be no heavy petting. Instead, Thundersquee! will highlight the most squee!-worthy comments in a weekly column aptly titled Best in Squee!

And the award goes to…

Most Rational Dress Ruling: XENU

Kill the dress, and all those who reside inside the fabric.

The “Uhhhhh… OK?” award: JusticeForCarrie

The practice of trying to discredit anyone that disagrees with your opinion has be practiced by left wing extremists for decades. They have no moral values or conscience, so there is nothing preventing them for digging deep to attack family members or what ever it takes. There are many examples with attacks on both of Carrie’s parents and every aspect of her personal life. Including stealing private photos and medical records. One of the main weapons of these cowardly people is comedy. They try to make their hateful attacts palatable by cloaking them in trendy comedy. There have been countless people that have polished this method to perfection over the decades. The latest group of talk show hosts have learned well from their predecessors. Letterman’s comments about Palin’s young family were no accident….. he has a team of experienced writers. Jon Stewart is good at it and I’m sure Conan must be. Then there’s the hoard of Follywood comedians like Roseanne Bar, Kathy Griffen etc.

Most Rational Way to Stalk Your Celebrity Crush Idea: The Hobo

Seconding Stay, see? 🙂

Also? This is how you impress your celebrity obsession. You walk by, coolly, giving that nod of recognition, and if they make eye contact, smiling and saying “great job in Twilight (or whatever)” and wait for them to smile back.

And that’s how you share a moment…

The Perfectly Logical Question Award: shu_shu

One of my friends posted a facebook status that said “It’s hotter than Robert Pattinson outside!” She is 29. Tell me…is that legitimate grounds for “unfriending?”

The Most Likely Trying to Kill Deimos Award: Bizzzzle

Without a doubt, you need to be on a strict regimen of The Hills (it’s so sick you can hardly take your eyes away) and Paris Hilton’s My New BFF (more sick than anything that’s ever been aired on TV including Faces of Death if that was ever on TV…) Actually – the Hills is off the air for now so you’ll have to stick with the absurdity of Paris. Like watching a train wreck….

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June 22, 2009 - Posted by | Best in Squee! | ,

4 Comments »

  1. Yay! Well done, squeers! Well, except for you, JFC. You’re cracked.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  2. HAHAHAHA! I’m a lover not a hater (or Deimos killer!)

    Comment by Bizzzzle | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  3. JusticeForCarrie is at home, making a “Give Carrie a Break!” video, so I will accept this reward on his/her behalf and say:
    “You’re all socialists!”

    Comment by TheHobo | June 23, 2009 | Reply

  4. hahaha! I love the title for the last one. 🙂

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 23, 2009 | Reply


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