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Who W(h)ore it Better?

Apparently this dress was on sale in Hollywood (Frederick’s of?) because a bunch of female celebrities and Heidi Montag-Pratt-Douchebag all bought it.

Heather Graham wore it to the premier of the movie The Hangover.

Heather Graham wore it to the premier of the movie The Hangover.


Kristin Cavallari wore it to some event only D-Listers have heard of..

Kristin Cavallari wore it to some event only D-Listers have heard of..


Heidi copies her Hills co-star and wore it too. It will probably be written into

Heidi copies her Hills co-star and wore it too. It will probably be written into the show and Spencer will blast Kristin for trying to steal Heidi’s thunder by wearing it.


And Finally, super model Doutzen Kroes wore it to get on an elevator.

And Finally, super model Doutzen Kroes wore it to get on an elevator.

I’m telling ya, by next week bag ladies in L.A. will be sporting this look. Thankfully I don’t live any where near L.A.

So, I ask you…

[poll id=”45″]

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June 19, 2009 - Posted by | Celebrity Shenanigans | , , , ,

16 Comments »

  1. Is there some kinda “hooker chic” trend I don’t know about?

    Kristin Cavallari (whoever she is) looks yummiest, BTW.

    Comment by Run-DMS | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  2. Ugh. They all look desperate. NOT a great look. Why is there not a “none of the above” button?? 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  3. I saw this on ABC News this morning, poll and everything. Cheryl Burke wore it too, and she’s winning.

    Comment by Skaði | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  4. Kill the dress, and all those who reside inside the fabric.

    Comment by XENU | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  5. LOL, XENU. That sounds like something from Heroes.

    Comment by SeaKat | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  6. I’m bothered by Kristin Cavalleri’s skin. Her face, torso & legs are all three distinct colors. That’s just not right.

    Comment by shu_shu | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  7. I can’t ethically vote. Heather Graham always seems like she’s trying too hard to just be cool and single or whatever, I don’t know who Kristen…whoever…is, Heidi is worthless to society, and the super model needs about 15 lbs to fill out the dress and even be a contender.

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | June 19, 2009 | Reply

  8. i mainly picked heather graham because she seems the most famous and probably wore it first, unaware that a bunch of d-listers and a twig were going to raid her closet.

    Comment by lava | June 20, 2009 | Reply

  9. I’m worse. I voted Heidi because I think she looked the best in it. I know, it’s like I betrayed myself.

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 20, 2009 | Reply

  10. On second thought, I’d say Heather Graham looks the best in that dress. FWIW.

    Comment by Run-DMS | June 20, 2009 | Reply

  11. Heather Graham is really a pretty girl. Too bad she has to look like she’s whoring it up in that dress.

    Comment by blah | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  12. Yeah, blah. She was really good in Roller Girl. But SO bad in the Austin Powers movie. How hard is it to not laugh while you’re filming a parody?? You have to play it straight or you ruin the joke. Unfortunately, that was too high-concept for La Graham. It kind of ruined her for me.

    (Not that the Austin Powers movies were that great, anyways… It made it even worse that she was the worst part of it.)

    Comment by SeaKat | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  13. They all look like they are whoring it up in that dress. It’s not even mayjah. Whatevs.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  14. Seriously. It’s a tacky dress that looks like it came from Forever XXI or Hot Topic or something.

    “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.” – Dolly Parton

    Comment by SeaKat | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  15. I went with the super model on account of, she’s a model and I expect them to wear things like that. Plus, because she couldn’t really fill it out, it somehow looked less whorish on her. Like, the thigh stuff was a little further away from the pelvic zone, if you know what I mean.

    Comment by TheHobo | June 22, 2009 | Reply

  16. The model really looks like an american apparel ad. So maybe that’s her next career….

    Comment by Chelsea - PETA Protector | June 22, 2009 | Reply


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