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Life in 5,7,5

We at Thundersquee! can’t help but be indignant at the inequities of the poetic form when it comes to expressing the more low brow moments in life. So, to help even the field we offer you Lowku. The game and aim are simple. Twice a week we’ll display an image of one of life’s more “WTF?” moments, and your mission is to carefully select words that add up to 17 syllables and string them together in 5,7,5 form in order to describe said image or tell its story. Each Monday and Wednesday the winners of the previous challenge will be announced and a new image will be posted to ignite the next round of genius.

The last round’s winners and a new image, after the jump:

Awesome round.  The Willie Wonka references flowed like a river of chocolate, as did the creativity.  Three stood out this week, so it’s a three-way tie for 1st place, and because there are no losers here, everyone else is tied for first runner-up.  The winners are:

Best Wonka References: kblr for his brilliant use of “fizzy lifting drinks” (and for introducing the concept of “fatal front butt)

Fizzy lifting drinks
banned from sale in the U.S.
Cause? Fatal front-butt.

tied with (Which makes this a two-way-three-way tie now, I think.)

Cristal Methodd for her Violet allusion

Violet can’t learn
To keep her hands to herself.
“This gum tastes like ass”.

and…

Most Unique Take: HolyChow (Thank you for noticing the twos–and for making me laugh)

Noah’s Ambulance
Needs another cross dresser
So sayeth the Lord.


Good round and great job, all.  Here’s today’s photo.

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June 15, 2009 - Posted by | Lowku | , , ,

10 Comments »

  1. Nutsack Warrior
    Makes lady puke. He is no
    Hatori Hanzo

    Comment by HolyChow | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  2. Men in Great Britain
    carry katanas to use
    to force U’s on you.

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  3. No, my Knight does NOT
    Ride up in a white Tercel
    God, get off me Dwayne

    Comment by baby fish mouth | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  4. Her seat was pushed back,
    his sword was fully unsheathed,
    yet something felt wrong

    Comment by oneofthevoicesinmyhead | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  5. Legs, arms, no faces
    Old man violates spaces
    Auto limb-salad

    Comment by Badube | June 15, 2009 | Reply

  6. Cheaters’ big reveal:
    Joey had to know it would
    come to this some day.

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  7. AdAd- brilliant! That SO looks like a still from a Cheaters show.

    Badube – wow. That’s almost too good. 🙂

    Comment by SeaKat | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  8. 🙂 I knew something good would come out of watching that show…

    Comment by AdmittedlyAddicted | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  9. SeaKat – Thanks! I strive to be a lowku master. 🙂

    Comment by Badube | June 16, 2009 | Reply

  10. Badube- brillz.

    Comment by DonnaMartin | June 17, 2009 | Reply


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